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Smarkle is not appreciated and y'all are trash for that

Random Big City Greens headcanons cuz this show is underrated asf and needs more fandom content (some TW maybe?)

Bill can literally kick ass and won’t hesitate to beat up anyone who messes with his family.

Since the original Green family farm is in Big City, Bill and Nancy started their own farm when they got married and that’s where they raised Cricket and Tilly.

Cricket is ace, or possibly demi (we know he’s with Gabriella but like, it’s not a real relationship yet)

Tilly has intrusive thoughts.

Nancy’s father was abusive and controlling, so she would sneak out every night to stay with Bill (without Alice ever finding out).

Whenever Cricket and Tilly can’t sleep at night they talk to each other about random things, usually about how their day went and such.

Cricket and Tilly are homeschooled (since we never frickin see them at school) but when they get older Bill sends them to public school.

Alice became a lot stricter with Bill after his father passed away.

When Nancy meets Chip for the first time, he flirts with her in the most condescending way possible and she immediately hates him.

Tilly’s favorite Disney movie is Frozen (she likes the angst and songs)

Bill and Nancy first kissed when they were 14-15 and started dating in secret cuz of their parents.

Remy learns how to cook from Bill and Alice.

Nancy is bisexual (there’s no way she’s completely straight, just look at her)

Sometimes Gloria hangs out with the Greens at their house or the mall when she feels stressed out, oddly enough they give her a sense of calm.

Cricket grows up to be taller than his mom, while Tilly just barely reaches her height.

Both Cricket and Tilly get bullied in high school.

Nancy spends a lot of time with the family because she feels bad for missing out on so much already and she hates being alone sometimes (when she’s not there she’s at work)

Even though she changes the story every time, Alice actually did lose her leg in the war.

Cricket has insomnia (or some sort of sleep disorder).

Unfortunately Bill can’t afford to get the kids braces so they end up with crooked teeth until adulthood.

The Greens DO NOT support toxic masculinity. If Bill needs to cry, let him fucking cry. If Cricket wants to wear a dress, he’ll wear the dress and be confident doing so.

Nancy is actually a really bad driver and can only ride her motorcycle. One time she drove Bill’s truck and they ended up crashing into a lake (that made for an awkward date night).

Tilly goes through a lot of phases in high school, but ultimately ends up as a biker like her mom.

Alice goes to a shooting range often to let out her rage.

Remy’s parents kinda give off unsupportive vibes so if he comes out as LGBT they wouldn’t approve of it at first, but would learn from the Greens that they need to accept him.

When Bill teaches his kids to drive, he’s a lot less nervous with Tilly than with Cricket but he’s always reluctant to let them drive his truck.

^Eventually they actually do crash the truck, but even though Bill gets pissed he’s just glad they’re okay.

Nancy and Bill still have feelings for each other they just don’t realize it👀

Tilly goes to community college and tries a whole bunch of classes to see what career she wants. Cricket doesn’t go to college and instead travels around the country because he can’t be tied down.

Nancy joined the Stingers when she was in her early 20’s, before she married Bill.

Cricket and Tilly haven’t met either of their grandfathers :-;

Even though Nancy acts tough she secretly likes affection, not just from her kids but from anyone she’s close to (especially Bill ehehe)

Gloria sells her art online to make extra cash.

Since we didn’t see Nancy’s mom in Green Acres, I wanna assume she’s either deceased, lived somewhere else, or she worked a lot and had no idea about her husband’s schemes.

Tilly listens to Billie Eilish unironically.

Sometimes Cricket and Tilly snuggle with Alice while she does embroidery.

The Greens have movie nights every weekend and fall asleep together on the couch.

Alice is a hypocrite when it comes to swearing (she’ll tell the kids they can’t cuss and then later fills three swear jars when she stubs her toe).

^The first time Nancy swore around her, Alice literally stuffed a bar of soap in her mouth.

Bill and Nancy didn’t know their kids’ genders before they were born, they wanted to be surprised.

^Cricket was actually a surprise to them.

The Greens are very affectionate with each other (hugs, kisses on the cheek, hand holding, massages, carrying each other, etc)

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okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

Small Devotional Acts to Sigyn

Endure hardships with dignity.

Stand by your loved ones when they are struggling.

Be gentle with others.

Love with your whole heart.

Leave her offerings of flowers or milk thistle.

Do not bend to the will of others.

Wear greys, browns and earthy tones.

Offer sweet wine in a bowl for Her.

Devote time to honouring Narfi and Vali.

Be committed in your relationships.

Wear the rune Berkana as a talisman.

Accept others for who they are.

Keep fighting. Even when all feels lost.

Volunteer at a hospital, soup kitchen or retirement home.

Hold the bowl.

Take care of others, but do not neglect yourself.

Be mindful of others and respect their struggles.

Do not allow the world to make you grow harsh and cold.

people say there’s a splendor in that bright light but my growing shadow swallows me  and becomes a monster

I finally started posting on twitter ♡ still in beginner phase, I’ll learn to adjust my editing to twitter soon

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beck: i’m not going to be mad. just tell me why you have a fake ID

cat: [incoherent mumbling]

beck: what?

cat: you have to be 18 to hold the puppies at petsmart.