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My girlfriend sent me this and even online I’m useless at math so I got frustrated because I thought it was homework and once I saw it was a heart I started laughing cause I thought it was planned as a problem in her assignment

if you have a crush on a math nerd tell them you 

 them

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

Reblog if you are LGBT+ and don’t feel any hatred towards ally straight people. Reblog if you are straight and don’t feel threatened by LGBT+

REBLOG IF YOU THINK GIRLS CAN WEAR BOY CLOTHES.

Trying to prove a point to my Mom.

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

Shrek (2001)

rest in peace everyone

screenshots dont do this justice

I remember once I was speaking with a friend about chainsaws at my locker. Now, I’m known notoriously around school for being really odd so people usually expect weird stuff from me. The girl who had her locker right next to mine looked over and asked if I had any spare pencils and, being the fool I am, replied

“Oh yeah, I have tons of chainsaws you can use.” Before I could stop myself. The look of concern still makes me laugh

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