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The Lonely Side of Salad: Writing Half of ‘Arugula’

Warning - This post will have heavy spoilers for Episode 44 of Greater Boston (Arugula).

Before the start of pandemic I was thinking about changing jobs. I had worked at the same college for nearly fifteen years. I loved it but things were beginning to wear on me in ways that were continuously frustrating. Then the pandemic grew to the point where quarantining was necessary and I found myself working from home, sitting next to my daughter, logging her on to Zoom kindergarten every morning. We did YouTube Yoga. I helped her learn how to ride her bike wearing masks in a nearby church parking lot. We even made a storytelling podcast. 

Then my college started rumbling about financial shortfalls. They laid off my boss. They promoted me and then told me I had to help layoff 12 people. Then a job I had applied for before the pandemic hit reached out and asked me if I was interested. I interviewed and got the job and was so distraught about what was happening at my current college that I accepted. 

I started a new job in June of 2020. I can not begin to explain to you how strange this was. We had meetings every morning to discuss what initiatives we were working on. I panicked about this every day. I was new. I didn’t have any initiatives. Nobody was talking to me. I’d get the occasional email, the odd request. But days would go by with no feedback from my boss or colleagues. I sat at home refreshing email and literally trying to Google what I should be doing for work. 

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This probably sounds obvious, but I learned today that prisoners aren't protected by OSHA regulations, and that this is another reason why employers are so eager to utilize this modern slavery. It's only a couple cents an hour, less transportation costs than the overseas sweatshops, and if you want people to work with hazardous materials without proper training? That's fine too! Prison labor is the ultimate free market solution!

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Brimstone Valley Mall Season Two

A comedy fiction podcast about Hell on Earth, returning for our final season! | Check out 'Brimstone Valley Mall Season Two' on Indiegogo.

One more time for the folks in the back, BRIMSTONE VALLEY MALL POD IS  CAMPAIGNING ITS SECOND SEASON!!! They got 6 days left, give them some love, they’re doing amazing work. The characters in this podcast are so wretched, pls listen to it.

Bad news: Hannah lost her job.

Good news: she’s selling Inn Between stickers!

Hannah’s ko-fi shop is now offering the stickers that we usually reserve for crowdfund and Patreon supporters to EVERYONE. That’s right, that includes you!

These beautiful babies could be yours!

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Visit Hannah Wright's Ko-fi Shop!

I've opened a Ko-fi shop. Come take a look!

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Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.