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tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier
you know what I hate, I hate urban fantasy that suddenly goes 'actually there's angels and the antichrist and everything was biblical lore all along' like can christianity please leave me alone for one single fucking moment I am literally trying to escape reality
EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME
Tough grizzled guy at the biker bar: "How I got these scars? Heh... that's a long story, kid" (scene fades into a montage of mundane household accidents: touching a hot pan, running into a door, slipping in the shower, cutting a bagel wrong, etc.)
i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now
I introduced myself to a group with preferred pronouns for the first time in my life today and it was no big deal and I felt foolish, but happy. my hands were shaking
the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
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