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meanwhile it has taken me an entire YEAR to put together the bare minimum of even marginally useful thoughts about my actual phd topic, WHY

so I wrote two papers in like 1-2 weeks each about other stuff I was doing to procrastinate working on my doctorate and THEY HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED

tbt when I found this friend while skipping a pile of tiles

is it possible for a half-bull half-man and an athenian to fall in love

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

Marcus Aurelius being ecofeminist millennia ago

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old