Im Tired Of Pretending This Isn’t Attractive… IDGAF ANYMORE

concept: logan in a tutu and tiara

me and the logan hoes 😭

PLEAASEEEE! interaction is soooo important!!

i might have to write a little something special for my man as an apology for not giving him enough love.

also psa..i wasn’t ashamed of him per se, it was moreso my love for lotr/the hobbit. I am now 19 and happily a nerd.

im no longer ashamed of my love for the kili durin.

LOOK AT MY LITTLE MAN.

i love him but shoes on the bed is LUDICROUS

f/o imagine for people with rude ass f/o's

imagine your son of a bitch f/o barged into your room and took up all the space on your bed because you're not using it right now, imagine they didn't take off their fucking shoes or maybe they did because they do have a lick of respect but imagine they didn't take off their fucking shoes and proceeded to sleep so soundly and shamelessly afterwards. now imagine smacking them (not too hard dont actually hurt them) for that disgraceful display of ignorance and then joining them on the bed anyways.

your f/o is wonderful arent they. they're the best.

COME FORTH BRETHREN… if u want

Really do need more people that I can scream about Saltburn and Jacob elordi with.

rb to make tea for the person u reblogged this from

if i combust?? what then

Oh my lord.. what sentences do you think jacob would whisper in bed??🫣🫣

Hehehehe Jacob gives off dominant and very passionate. I would never get over that man.

“Whose pussy is this?”

“This is what you wanted right?”

“Take it…fucking take it”

“So fucking beautiful, look at you baby”

“Fuck…you’re so tight”

“Look baby, look at how daddy is stretching you”

“Stop running from it”

“Move your hand”

“I missed you my love”

“I need you, I need this, I need us”

“My pretty girl”

“So wet….is it for me?”

“Good girl y/n”

“you’re made for me”

“Let go for me, I’ve got you”

“I love you”

He.

jacob elordie in saltburn.

he would deffo have fruity ass flavour as well

Modern day Felix would vape :3

do they get delusional too?

do they over analyse every little interaction???

do they make up cute little scenarios in their head??

I HAVE TO KNOW!!!

i wonder how men act when they’re alone and they have a crush