this is literally everything OMG OMG!!!
TW: profanity, innuendo, afab reader, she/her pronouns
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A = Aftercare (what theyâre like after sex)
Felix is RIDICULOUSLY attentive when it comes to aftercare. He dotes on you. He runs you a warm bath, grabs a cool towel to wipe you down, kissing you all over your face, saying how perfect you were. And when you get in the bath, he'll just sit there, smiling at you all sweet.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
His favorite body part of yours is your thighs, because he loves imagining them wrapped around his waist while he fucks you, or thrown over his shoulders. On himself, he loves his abs because he knows you love them, running your hands along them, etc.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Felix lowkey loves cumming on your tits and your face. He loves seeing you like that, all fucked out, covered in his cum, looking up at him, because it's in those moments that he knows you belong to him and only him.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
When the two of you became friends and he developed a thing for you, he specifically went looking for dirty magazines that had girls who looked like you and would get himself off to the thought of you constantly.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?)
He's got a fair bit of experience as far as sex goes, but sex with emotion is slightly new territory for him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He loves having you on top. Loves how you struggle to take him with how big he is, how small you look, how he has to help you by grabbing your hips and bouncing you up and down on his cock.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's a goofball when the two of you get comfortable with each other. Giggling together about the most ridiculous things as the two of you are fucking, only for the laughs to turn into moans.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Carpet darker than the drapes, shaved/well-trimmed. He takes pride in his appearance everywhere.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Loves eye contact, talking during sex, telling you how beautiful you are, how much he loves you, how good you're taking him, how you're his perfect little baby girl.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He loves jacking off in front of you, having you talk him through it, telling him what to do, before you open your mouth and stick your tongue out for him to cum on it.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He loves it when you tug on his hair. Doesn't mind a bit of choking, giving or receiving. Daddy kink.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His childhood bedroom. The idea of almost getting caught by his parents drives him wild.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing your hair tied up, your hands, when you smile at him, when you whisper in his ear.
N = No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs)
He doesn't want to be blindfolded. He likes being able to look at you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers giving and he's so good at it. He loves having your thighs shaking, you squirming away from him, overstimulated and fucked out as he pulls you back in, chasing your pussy with his tongue.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual. He likes taking his time with you, kissing every inch of you, holding your body tight against his.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He doesn't love quickies, but if that's all there's time for, he's game.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's surprisingly open to trying new things, often suggesting stuff that you've never even heard of.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He's able to hold out for a long time and make a round last a good while, but he can easily go 2-3 rounds in one night. And he'll always make sure you come before he does.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't really have any toys for himself, but he loves the idea of using them on you. Teasing you with a dildo or a vibe, watching you writhing against the bed, begging for his cock.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He enjoys teasing but he's also an absolute sucker for you, so he'll always give in when you start with the begging.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's pretty loud. Moaning, grunting as he thrusts into you, growling against your ear as he says how tight you are, how fucking good you're making him feel.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Loves the idea of you handcuffing him to the bed and edging him.
X = X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes)
Above average length and girth, he's hung like a fucking horse.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Very high sex drive, almost always ready to fuck.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Falls asleep pretty fast, crushes you against his chest, holding you tight, burying his face in your shoulder. And he's always hard by the time you wake up, grinding himself against you.
Amen.
i need nicholas alexander chavez so badly. you don't even understand, i'm so crazily desparate for this man. he's all i've been thinking about this weekend. i'm miserable.
please do!! yall are cool i just suck at reaching out to people
if anyone wants to be moots lmk (àč>âĄ<àč)
and my god did he use it well
WHAT DID I TELL YALLLLL
Baby| Eddie Munson Teaser!!
I have not written in what feels like years and i am quite sorry abt that. but a bitch is back⊠not sure for how long though. I thought i would feed the Eddie stans a little. Hereâs a smut teaser. I would apologise for any spelling mistakes, but this is such a lazy piece.
Warnings! NSFW 17+, (Unprotected) penetrative sex, incredible overuse of pet names, choking, fingering (Fem receiving), dirty talk, teasing, overstimulation, dumbification (If you squint), not so slight breeding kink, Drug use, degradation.. i think.
âOh my. what have i done to deserve such a beautiful smile?â
âGod i wanna fuck you so bad.â
âOh my what have i done to deserve such a beautiful smile, hmm?â he asked, his heart swelling at her dumb and innocent smile. He adored how angelic she looked despite all the sinful things he wanted to do to her. he chuckled to himself at her little âdunno.â in response to his question. âYouâre so cute princess. Such a dumb and cute little slut for me.â he smiled innocently as the words left his mouth. he took a risk with that sentence, but he almost creamed his pants when her smile got wider and her eyes glossier at his words, âYou like that huh? like when i call you a dumb pretty slut, hmm?â, she nodded shyly.
âUh uh, use that pretty mouthâ. Tell me, use your words baby.â She swallowed, nervous under his gaze. âMmhm, i like it a lot Eddie.â she spoke quietly, fighting the urge to cover her face with her hands. âGod i wanna fuck you so bad.â
teehee
talking to my mutuals? no thanks i'll just boop them until they hate me
Hello! How have you been? How has your fic writing been going so far?
hiiiii love!!
iâve been good! fic writing is going great!
its hard sometimes but super rewarding when i write something i like. iâve recently been thinking of writing a multi part Saltburn fic!! im so excited
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