the banana of shock and surprise (og image under divider)
"free my man!" the tumblr girlies scream. "he did absolutely all of it, but I don't care!" sure, you've committed a number of unforgivable atrocities, but you look so pretty drenched in blood <3
imagine:
gifting your f/o / f/os chocolates and other gifts
made me and boroso's friendship bracelets!
the boroso (eek!)
AND THE SNEK COMES IN!!!!!
imagine:
proposing to your f/o / f/os (for wanting them to marry you, or wanting them to be your valentine) and seeing the dumb look on their face / faces
garlic bread lover
X
LITERALLY A VAMPIRE
i just wanna be with my ๐ฅ๐ช๐ถ๐น๐ฒ๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ฑ๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐๐พ๐ผ๐ซ๐ช๐ท๐ญ...
redoing the trend (+ face reveal dont hate me)
๐น guardian of secrets ๐ป if you're a bot i will curse you ๐ชฆhey, it'z clovery. my account myzteriouzly dizzapeared zo thiz iz my new account!(this user is a friend of think green and a part of / lives in think green's friendly neighborhood)(DO NOT USE THE ASK BOX TO SEND ME SCAMS, BEG FOR DONATIONS, OR SEND INAPPROPRIATE STUFF. I WILL DELETE THE ASK)
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