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happy badtz-maru day!!!

beware the ides of march! | humor / fluff | 🗡️

[characters: andrew bell/the collector(bonkers), flandre scarlet, boroso]

[collector walks into his room]

collector: oh boy.... what day is it-(zooms onto calendar, showing march 15th) oh no...

[ flandre, judge doom, boroso and i break in to his room, carrying knives and daggers(flandre is holding her laevateinn) ]

collector: JESUS!

go for it husbando!

made me and boroso's friendship bracelets!

headcanons for (some of) my F/OS

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Intruder / TOMtruder has a very mis-shapen chubby goopy body, legs, and a goopy sea slug/nudibranch tail, top surgery scars.

they use it / they, and it is agender and genderfluid.

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Flandre has a slightly chubby hourglass-shaped body.

she uses a wheelchair.

she uses she / her.

her disorders include Borderline Personality Disorder, Autism, and severe paraplegia on the legs (she destroyed the nerves on accident).

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Boroso has a nearly chubby pear-shaped body.

he uses he / him.

his disorders include Anxiety and AuDHD, and severe Abandonment Issues.

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Zobie has stitches and his limbs are sewn on.

he uses he / they.

his disorder is ADHD.

followed all your accounts!

300 followers raffle!

thank you so so much to the 300 of you who enjoy this blog! we never imagined that this blog could reach such a milestone and we're honored that you all are here with us! to celebrate, we're hosting another raffle, similar to our 100 follower one!

up to three people can win this time! the winners will get their own custom userboxes of their ship! for example:

an image must be provided for the userbox (w/ credit to the artist if it's not your art) and a ship name if you have one (otherwise we'll improvise) - we will take care of the rest!

how to enter! follow this blog (new followers welcomed)! +1 entry reblog or reply with confirmation that you've done this, otherwise it won't count!

bonus entries! follow mod ☁️'s main blog, @hsrwife! +1 entry follow mod 🌠's selfship blog, @marzipanloves! +1 entry

rules ! 1. no proships allowed, obvs! 2. please check the DNI of our personal blogs before entering! 3. if we share an f/o that we're uncomfortable sharing, we won't be able to do a userbox for that specific ship! we're very sorry! 4. the ship doesn't have to be romantic! if you'd like to request a familial or platonic f/o, etc, just let me know! :) 5. you can only win once! this is so that everyone has a fair chance.

deadline: may 18th div credit

script for a cartoon cafe short idea short name: judge doom meets the collector sequel to "roger rabbit meets bonkers"

[SCENE: TABLE]

[CHARACTERS; COLLECTOR(bonkers)/C, JUDGE DOOM/D]

C: if you are a toon, then why aren't you an animated character?

D: if YOU are a human, why aren't YOU a live action human?

C: don't ever talk about it.

[COLLECTOR GRABS HIS TRUSTY CUP FILLED WITH DIP, AND POURS IT ONTO DOOM]

the end! write it down, dtoons, write it down.

F/Otine's Week: [Feb. 7 - Rose Day]

imagine:

giving your f/o / f/os roses