Wish I Could Be The Old Lady In The Moon....

i’m losing it

ah fucking yasss!

Fucking is the only fucking word that can be put any-fucking-where and still make fucking sense.

say whatever you need to, but please. STAY.

Share. Please. In honor or this nameless hero whom because of this letter he or she sent me, could save a life tonight. 

again, my box is always open.

my blog is just a reblog of all the other blogs :))

another art block means another wolfstar 

shit man i thought i was e-x-t-r-a-o-r-d-i-n-a-r-y!!!!

i frikin know right?????!!!!!

its tOrTuRe.

my bi ass is not going to be able to handle both of them in one show

I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

omgggg these doodles are tooooo cuteeeeeee <33

🪴 You 🍄 Are 🐛 So 🐞 Loved 🦥

Love you too!!! Such sweet messages and cute emojis! Thank you anon xxx

nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!