THEY HAVE TO FUNCTIONS WHERE LILY WEARS A WHITE LEHENGA TOO SHSKSKSJKSJSSJKSKS-

GIMME A FIC SUGGESTION??

kicking my legs while reading how sirius is so so mean to snape when they hook up 🥰

Chat I'm confused what does it mean actually if y'all don't mind?

I personally characterize Regulus as a "glass child" due to how problematic Sirius was but that's just me alright

SOMEONE DRAW EREMIKA AS THEM PLS IM BEGGING YALL

OMG OLD WOMEN TOXIC YURIIII

so kittywater is lowks growing on me but i had a brainwave last night and ever since it has consumed my waking hours (if anyone else has already said this then uhhh oops ig)

may i present:

kittykiller (dolores x bellatrix)

OK BECAUSE LIKE HEAR ME OUT

first of all, dolores doesnt have a canon birthday, all the wiki says is that she could be born in regulus’ year OR EARLIER, so in this ship she’d be bella’s age (so 10yrs older than regulus)

dolores and bella are both like obsessed with voldy to the point its a little bit insane but oops oh well

they’re literally pink psycho gf x dark psycho gf

think (pre-lobotomy) cat valentine and jade west (victorious)

or karen jackson and mandy milkovich (shameless us)

ugh guys i could talk about them for HOURSSS

we need more evil sapphics!! and that’s what they are!! evil x evil!! but also wuh luh wuh!!

anyhow i might post a moodboard for them later but i feel like you’ll understand my thinking here 😙😙

wait i love that. like idk i dont ship it i think dolores would be too demanding and bitchy &bellatrix wouldn't date a half blood but. the karen x mandy 💞💞💞

i love this actually i think i need to stew in dolores' character for 1-2 more weeks before thinking of more ships for her, on the other hand i will be looking for kittykiller content xx

they call mary the ribbon girl because she walks the tightrope with satin in her teeth and blood in her shoes, bows tied at her wrists like shackles, ankles bound in silk like a gift someone forgot to open. she’s all glitter and spit and half-laughter, more bruises than skin. the circus calls her a marvel. the posters say delicate. the men in the front row say please. she just grins, pink tongue flashing, and says nothing. her hands shake when she climbs the ladder but you’d never know it. they only see the ribbons. they only ever see the ribbons.

backstage smells like piss and sawdust and sugar gone sour. she sews the bows onto her thighs like armor, like decoration, like camouflage. there’s meat in the freezer that doesn’t belong to any animal. her dressing room door doesn’t lock anymore. the bearded lady went missing two weeks ago and no one talks about it. she paints her lips red and sharpens her teeth on the mirror’s edge. she says fuck grace and bites the ringmaster’s hand when he touches her shoulder. he doesn’t touch her again. smart man. or maybe just scared. she eats her dinner raw now. eats it slow. like she wants it to scream.

in the ring she spins like a weapon wrapped in velvet. a boy in the second row throws a rose and she catches it with her mouth. spits the stem out into the dirt and keeps walking. her ribbon slips, just a little. someone sees the scar beneath it and claps louder. they always clap louder. freak, they whisper. miracle. monster. miracle. she thinks they’re all synonyms anyway. she waves, bows, smiles. someone else goes missing that night.

the next morning, her lipstick is smeared and there’s blood on her sheets and the lion won’t stop snarling. she hums a lullaby with ribbons in her hair and fingers sticky with marrow. the posters say nothing. the posters never say anything at all.

Regulus Black realized that he was actually a cancer to this society and went offline bcz he thought he really did something /jk

ngl, if you believe that Regulus's true beliefs are unknown as the only piece of canon information we have on that front is from Sirius, which could be biased because of the animosity between them...I don't think you can say Regulus took revenge on Voldemort for Kreacher because we learn that from Kreacher himself, an elf that literally worships him. So for all we know, Regulus could've been a blood supremacist/voldy fan, could've been not, could've loved his elf, or could've seen them as inferior beings and only betrayed Voldemort simply because he knew Voldemort needed to be stopped.

...im not saying anything, im on the side that he loves his elf, but I was arguing with someone about Regulus as a character and they told me what's mentioned above. That Sirius's dialogues on him aren't reliable for that reason and that Regulus defected when his elf got hurt.

So it's just...idk man.

It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn!

A very kind soul has decided to blaze this post! And if you want to see more of Fionn, check out @fionn-the-cat

Me when I make random shit up

I never do this. I don't. But I saw this on TikTok and I'm like... that's literally not true? It's not canon by any means? Of course we skip past that fact, BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FACT.

Ugh. Honestly.

Tbh ngl Reggie choosing Kreacher over any of them is so funny to me like it's giving John Wick when Iosef killed his fucking dog except Kreacher is Regulus's favorite slave.

regulus ain’t chooseing siri*s or j*mes he’s choosing kreacher

Wolfstar but Remus is the only one pathetically pinning after Sirius and Sirius is in a relationship with Mary (Gasp!) and having the time of his life currently after Remus told him that he would never date him ( cannon Remus is a coward so that's why) and to get over him Sirius starts hooking up with Mary but falls in love with her and Remus is just a chill guy suffering from afar.