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so ladies you know when your hubby just isnt around and it gets sooo hard to plan out your grocery shopping because sometimes he just comes back from work at 10pm and eats through your whole fridge after not being in a room with you for more than 10 minutes for weeks?? hah husbands are so funny but you know thats why i married the guy hes so unpredictable now i know you dont all have access to my secret ingredient the byakugan so i always know when hes gonna come looking for an extra meal and can get out the instant ramen before he even has to look for it now remember its never embarrassing to go store bought from time to time ladies when he doesnt have time for you im sure he wont even notice the difference ! so take the time when hes off on another work trip with his old buddy from the academy who he spent years chasing after and pledged his undying friendship for or something to take a little me time and not ask your therapist if you have been living a lie and instead cook up a nice big meal so he will remember what hes missing!! have fun ladies and remember divorce is for quitters!

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I saw a post a little while ago that I'll never find again, but it's still bugging me. It was written like a PSA about proper procedure for applying testosterone gel--mainly, how you're not supposed to let it get on anyone else's skin.

And that's correct. But the post went hard on it, like "please, please be aware of the risks of this medication, it can do so much damage to others if you're not careful, I just think we should be honest about the advantages and disadvantages of medications like this."

It could've been sincere, but it gave me concern-trolling vibes real bad and I can't get it out of my head. So here's my PSA:

Don't slap on your T-gel and then immediately rub your bare bicep on anyone.

Once 2 hours have passed, the remaining amount available to be absorbed is negligible. The med guide says to wash your bicep before you rub it on anyone, but even that's being extremely cautious.

Testosterone isn't poison. If you apply a full dose every day, it still takes months before anything noticeable happens. It's not going to kill someone who accidentally touches your skin for .5 milliseconds.

You do not have to handle T-gel like it's drain cleaner. It's not corrosive. Cis women have testosterone. It's a thing that humans have in our bodies. Avoid getting your medication onto anyone else, but holy shit nothing bad is gonna happen if you forget one time and snuggle shirtless.

T-gel is alcohol-based, so it's best to refrain from being on fire until it has dried thoroughly.

Don't put it on your dick. If you've ever accidentally or on purpose gotten IcyHot on your dick, you have an intuitive understanding of how the skin there differs from bicep skin. Also, the effects of testosterone gel don't localize like that and your dick is fine, I promise.

Don't eat it. I don't know why you'd want to, but don't.

Don't leave the bottle out around little kids on account of little kids being the way that they are, i.e., enthusiastic about potions.

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