“Then I’ll Stump You To Death. It’ll Be Swell.”

Me when Alcina tries to get me to drink her "special" wine.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

whenever i play resident evil village i let lady dimitrescu chase me on purpose for a bit just for funsies. sometimes i even let her kill me at least once. she can do whatever she wants idc.

Ethan: shoots Lady D and the bullets bounce off her ass

Ethan: What the fuck-

Alcina: I'm a whore, you idiot.

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

my therapist: do you have a type?

me: women that are old enough to be my mother

i need to scream about this shot cause when you’re lost in the darkness (joel) look for the light (ellie) 

important announcement

amy santiago and rosa diaz are in love. that is all

If Regina Mills isn’t a real person that steals people’s hearts, then how’d she steal mine?