I Want A Story About A King Whose Son Is Prophesied To Kill Him So The King Is Like “whatever What

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

Zhongli!dragon Zhongli!Rex Lapis

Characters: Zhongli/Rex Lapis, Kind of an x reader? You are the traveler.

Genre: Angst/No comfort

A/N if enough ask then I guess I'll write a part two with some fluff. For now suffer. ✌(◕‿-)

The first archon that you ever met was Zhongli. He sent you to Venti and told you that he'd see you again soon when Venti was no longer in need.

Zhongli always watches everyone and everything from a distance, he sends help when it's needed. However he never seems to intervene himself.

Except for when there are matters involving only you.

You come back to Liyue only to behold a sight that would make your heart stop. But not in the way you wanted it to. You'd been conversing with a new ally if yours, Ninggaung. Some rituals were to be done in Rex Lapis' honor.

But there Rex Lapis lied—dead…

You rush to him and beckon everyone to leave the ritual site. "Evacuate the area, we don't know how this happened!" you have to be strong. Not let your voice waver.

Maybe this was one of those times when he was intervening in something but you didn’t want to take that risk.

You kneel beside him, sliding your arms under his head and resting it on your lap.

You could feel the burdens he carried.

"Zhongli please—come on, wake up."

He didn't, and your heart sank. You could feel the tears start to form, but you took in a breath to control it.

You’ve seen worse, you’ve lost worse. What's one more person right?

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satan-ate-my-sandwitch

3 years ago

very much out of left field, but i didn't read your url right for a minute and i thought it said 'satanatemysandwich' lol

That's great! That's even better than what it actually is like 👏👏👏 I love misread/heard words their so great sometimes(≧∇≦)b

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satan-ate-my-sandwitch

3 years ago

I love this so much!!

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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satan-ate-my-sandwitch

4 years ago

Beautiful