I Don't Usually Interact But Ford. Buddy. That Is NOT Normal

I don't usually interact but ford. buddy. that is NOT normal

Dear Mr. Pines Since you are a scientist specialising in the weird and supernatural, I have an inquiry in regards to this subject.

Recently I have been having rather weird thoughts about consuming human flesh. I wanted to ask if that is a sign of demonic possession or if I am simply a freak.

(The flesh in question is very fresh and raw; if that is in some way relevant, I'm unsure if the flesh being cooked would be better or worse.)

Please answer at your earliest convenience.

With best regards.

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Haha!

Curious Asker—That is all apart of being human, I believe. Who hasn’t had such thoughts? The mind boggles!

We’re all freaks!

Just—Don’t act on it.

Maybe.

…

Depends.