House In 2024

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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8 months ago

Brooklyn 99 x Cult Of The Lamb WHAT.

0ne Piece And Stellar Blade.

0ne Piece and Stellar Blade.

That...sounds awesome, actually.

4 months ago

A character concept that I'm actually surprised I haven't seen more, now that I think about it:

A character with a tragic past who's beautiful in an unthreatening, pitiful sort of way, who goes "wait hold on, people think I'm cute?" and immediately goes drunk with power. Having a whole villain arc getting corrupted by the power of being just so tragic and pathetic that people can't be mad at them. Someone who's been accustomed to always being the one who's blamed and punished no matter whose fault the problem was suddenly discovering that actually they could get away with murder by being so big-eyed and sad.

And once they figure out that they can just Poor Little Meow Meow their way out of anything, they do. Going from being genuinely skittish and timid into pretending to do so merely as an act, manipulating the shit out of everyone and avoiding all suspicion because Look How Sad And Wet And Pathetic I Am, of course they couldn't do any harm to anyone ever.

And if one person finally does see right through that act and puts puzzle pieces together of how there's been just too many suspicious coincidences and accidents that only one person would actually benefit from, they confront the Tragic Little Act directly, one-to-one, to say "I'm fucking onto you and your shit"

And suddenly they completely snap out of their timid, pathetic presentation to give a big, wide, sickening smile like "no-one's ever going to believe you."

8 months ago

me after making @askshrignoldd

(yes im the owner LMAO)

The L(obotomy)ve Cult
The L(obotomy)ve Cult
The L(obotomy)ve Cult
The L(obotomy)ve Cult

the l(obotomy)ve cult

6 months ago

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

8 months ago

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

9 months ago

This made me think of like a scene villain. They sit in their big ass neon green castle, everyone hates the castle cause it hurts their eyes when they walk by. The hero goes there for an epic battle only to find this little teenager, on a big pink chair with clips in their hair, sipping their energy drink from a wine glass and petting a feral raccoon like "I've been expecting you..."

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

8 months ago

half white but still

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

9 months ago

youre so real for that actually

i have watched 7 "nasty dog" billford edits today i think i need to be put down

-mod !! :3

4 months ago

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

8 months ago

GRHXHHFBXBBG ITS THE MAN OH HOW ICE MISSED SEEING ART OF HIM. 5 STARS 5 STARS ★★★★☆

This Guy Gives You An Entire Human Heart As A Romantic Gift Do You Accept
This Guy Gives You An Entire Human Heart As A Romantic Gift Do You Accept

This guy gives you an entire human heart as a romantic gift do you accept

I'd like to thank my Spotify playlist for giving me drawing ideas when I'm clearly running out of them

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