I Think Elysia Could Easily Kill A Man With Her Looks Alone.

I fuckin love waffles.

Disclaimer: This is not a comprehensive thesis about breakfast foods. Also, I'm not referring to plain waffles, but rather to a wide range of waffle phenotypes with different combinations of fixin's. I don't think waffles are the only thing one should eat. I don't think all waffles are perfect. I don't think all waffles are identical. I don't love waffles to the exclusion of all other foods. I don't think waffles have a history that is wholly untouched by some form of bigotry. I'm not trying to say that waffles are the only acceptable food to consume. I'm not casting aspersions about people who don't eat waffles. I don't mean to say that waffles are the most important issue of our time. I'm not aware of any particular form of waffle-elitism, but if there is such a thing, I'm not endorsing it. I'm also not endorsing any problematic trends relating to waffles. I'm not trying to denigrate people who either dislike and/or simply cannot afford waffles. I'm not referring to any specific waffle you may have seen or heard about recently.

I love this

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

WHY ARE ALL MY FAVS SO DOOMED!?!? I can’t go a single week without finding a pair that I love without them being so ridiculously doomed by the narrative. It isn’t even just these two wonderful boys, it’s every ship I like. Oh those two are immortal so I’m sure they’ll be fine BUT NO FOR SOME ODD REASON ONE OF THEM IS NO LONGER IMMORTAL. WHAT DID I DO TO HAVE MY FAVS ALL BE DOOMED?