Safe To Say On My Own By Ashes Remain Is Basically The Theme For The Latest Philza Stream 😂

Sooooo I just noticed another difference between morty and evil morty…

Whenever evil morty is in a fight, he seems calm and collected. He acts like he already knows the ult one of every fight he’s been in. He plans ahead, and knows who he’s fighting so he has no need to worry about losing a fight.

Morty, on the other hand, is a fucking psycho. During the purge episode, he purged like no other. When he destroyed that narnia place at the start of season 5, it was in a blind rage. He doesn’t think before he fights. And sure, he worries before hand cuz that’s just who he is. but when he gets into it, everyone who tries to beat him is FUCKED, especially when Morty has some of Rick’s tech.

Another example would be in the episode with the death crystals. Morty found out that he was in danger and that one of his bullies may actually try to kill him, and did he try to resolve the situation peacefully? No, he stole a bunch of Rick’s tech and obliterated the people who tried to hurt him.

Morty’s even shot Rick before because everyone was insulting him and he couldn’t take it anymore. Of course, it was a fake gun, but it was obviously implied that Morty didn’t know that.

Also not to mention the fact that Morty dominated a fight pit in a post apocalyptic world because he was pissed about his dad leaving. Morty even refused to go back with Rick because he didn’t want to leave the only place where he could get his anger out (there were probably better ways but yknow he’s a teenager and this is Rick and morty where the characters healthy versions of themselves are still pretty fucked up in their own way)

So, what I’m getting at here is that Evil Morty is calculating and weighs his options to get the best outcome that will benefit him. Morty, in a fight or flight situation where he’s been pushed to the edge, fights like the everything he’s ever cared about is on the line with little regard for who he has to kill or hurt to protect himself.

Morty is scary as fuck sometimes

Edit: I keep thinking of different scene where Morty goes fucking insane with a blood lust, so another example would be when he fucked up Ethan’s anatomy and shit because he made Summer feel bad. Ppl rlly need to stop messing with Morty, like that mafia boss in the Jerrick Trap had the right idea…

Another thing, in the Jerrick Trap he felt no remorse when shooting down all those guys in the mafia when he had just spent a few hours of getting to know them (he was probably just making them run errands for him but he was still technically hanging out with them, I mean he played ping pong with at least one of them)

Another edit: there r so many clips of morty loosing his shit and being a murderous psychopath I need to stop editing this every time I think of one lol… but remember the vat of acid stuff? Morty was annoyed that Rick wasn’t listening to him even though mouthy was ultimately right. He was sick of having to sit around in a tub of fake acid waiting for guys that he and Rick could easily kill to leave. So when he finally had enough, he just got out and tried to shoot them.

This child needs so much therapy.

Oh for sure that if the other teams start to work together then it's an all out brawl of wits and kills from every side

also, something else that i think people who are not phil watchers dont know: phil did that entire event in Unenchanted Armor and with Unenchanted gear.

the man had no projectile protection, no protection of any tear, no unbreaking, no feather falling, no sharpness, no NOTHING. and im not 100% sure on Foolish's gear (i haven't watched his pov yet) but he was in a pretty similar state

they managed to scurry around so many enemies and get sll the way into the green base and complete this event IN BASIC DIAMOND GEAR (+one netherite helmet for phil), and fucking hell, most of their armor pieces are still unbroken

Quick edit: it seems foolish DID have enchanted armor. nevertheless, the point on phil being absolutely insane for doing this event with no enchantments still stands.

If the ender king and rose both reached out to Q!Phil to try n help him I'm expecting the nether void deity and the ocean deity to also reach out except I think the ocean deity will reach out n just use heavy surfer slang n just sound so fucking chill bout Q!Phil's situation I think that'd match his charater perfectly lol

OKAY BUT-!

WHY ARE THE WINGS NAMED LIKE THAT???

The end of the world

I’m gonna fight the QSMP Twitter admins in the back of a Denny’s parking lot I stg

team Bolas/red team is aptly named, as they are the living definition of "Fuck it, we ball"

Against all odds, teams stacked against them, points so low their bar initially could barely be seen, and varying levels of crazy amount the characters, they pulled through and WON. and the best part about it, they had fun while doing it. It wasn't serious feeling pvp and roleplay, it was "hey what if I take their guy so they can't do missions", do it, and laugh at el q's utter confusion and gaslighr him on multiple levels. It's "hey wouldn't it be funny if I chased down el q naked, covered in mud and grime, while making demonic noises". It's hey, let's go explore this cave together and get utterly lost, but reunite eventually with much more than we entered with.

Team friendship fr fr, the one braincell they have Phil and Carrie split, the rest have resorted to crime

phil casually typing “help” in chat after getting blinded by admins, going Oh Fuck Wait— and then etoiles already showing up before phil could try to stop him. etoiles is truly the no.1 phil defender

Alright-y time for my thoughts on DAY 1 of the TWO-WEEK LONG PURGATORY EVENT

First off, while I did kinda assume things would become chaotic pretty quickly, I did NOT think it would be this quickly and I REALLY didn't think that PHIL'S team of all people would lose it first. Like it kinda makes sense with Jaiden, Foolish, and Slime there, but damn, everyone there just kinda went crazy like immediately huh??

I'm not at all surprised that BBH was the first one to start killing, and I'm not surprised that Tubbo got in on it too. (Nor that he wasn't that great at it most of the time lol)

And I gotta say it kinda SUCKED watching Etoiles and Fit, Phil's two closest allies thus far, just immediately kill him upon finding him. Like damn guys that was COLD.

And while I did like the overall event today, I do kinda hope it isn't like this the WHOLE time. I don't just wanna see them all immediately going for blood, I wanna see the problem-solvers solve the problems. Start trying to figure out who the Cursed Team is, what the deal with this place is, and what they can do to make sure that as many eggs as possible survive this. (I'm going to make a post about that pretty much right after this btw)

Overall I am REALLY excited to see where this event goes. I'm hoping it doesn't permanently tear apart all the teams and friendships we've seen built for about six months now. (I don't actually see that definitely happening, but let's be real, someone might go for that angst)