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Fun fact: this is a recycled joke from The looney tunes show! Originally it was Daffy who became a flight attendant and chose to where the women's uniform because he liked the heels

Source: The Looney Tunes Show Season 2 episode 16

saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed

Kou: Well, since you offered-

Inspector Ginoza

My family: Are you sure you want to sew that by hand? Why don’t you just use the sewing machine?

The sewing machine: In order to thread me, you must put your spindle through a complex series of loops and holes that span throughout my being and finish it off by threading through my needle eye. In order for me to do a proper stitching, you must pull the thread through the most impossible spot to thread behind the needle, then make sure the bobbin string as well as the string you just threaded are out of the way but also properly threaded through the “foot” that holds your fabric in place. Fail to do any of these steps properly while the needle is in the upwards position and I will unthread immediately. Hope you know how to properly rethread the bobin because that canundo easily too if you’re not careful… 

Hand sewing needles: Ha ha- thread go through the eye then needle go BRRRRRRR-

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

A moment of silence for Kunikida's sanity

Shachou introducing Kunikida’s new partner in “Dazai Osamu’s Entrance Exam”

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you, learn to know your mutuals and followers !!

Where to start.......

1. Showing people around my hometown. I live in a popular tourist town and sometimes people will stop me to ask for directions. Often I'll just offer my time as a free guide and tell them about the history and culture of my town

2. Buying a new tea. I got one yesterday! It was really good!

3. Bra shopping. I know most people hate it but I love it. I'm not talking about going to target. In my town there's a lingerie Boutique run by a vivacious, East European grandmother. She'll ask about what you want in a bra, size you and will always find the perfect one! She always says "we will find you the perfect thing with the vavavoom"

4. Op shopping (I think Americans call it thift shopping?): Love getting new clothes, hate paying lots of money! I just love getting things for less then retail price

5. FLOYD the SAMOYED: my dad works at a music store and I drop off lunch to him before I go shopping for dinner. Sometimes the manager brings in his dog Floyd and I sit on the floor of the shop and pet him for hours! I can't stop smiling for the rest of the day!

Don't worry I got permission to use the photo.

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what your favorite bungou ship says about you, a shitpost

Absolutely inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t on youtube, but also because Peaches and I were talking shit about Bungou ships on a call. Manga spoilery ships under the cut if you’re an anime-only. @scalpel-mom-mori it’s your fault I’m not working on asks. 

Yosano/Poe: You think the dynamic of Bakugou’s parents was cute and underdeveloped.

AkuHigu: You kin Higuchi, and you have a crush on Akutagawa.

AtsuKyouka: You only read fluff pics, and honestly, I respect that.

AtsuLucy: Either you’re me, or you just like tsunderes in general.

Ayatsuji/Tsujimura: You have a crush on Ayatsuji, which is valid, but you also want to see the world burn.

ChuuAkiko: You’re a bottom.

ChuuTsuji: You watched that one scene in Dead Apple, you dislike Ayatsuji, but you really like Tsujimura.

Dazai/Yosano: You like poetic irony, and you also like ability related angst.

Fitz/Louisa: You just want good things for Louisa—namely, for Fitz to appreciate her.

Hawthorne/Mitchell: You could write an essay on why this pairing is gorgeous and tragic.

Kunikida/Alcott: You ship rare pairs just because they’re rairpairs.

KyouKenji: You’re here for softness and pure cinnamon rolls.

MoriKou: You want to be stepped on, but you’re straight.

Ranpo/Yosano: Childhood friends is your only valid dynamic, and also you’re a manga reader. 

Tanizakicest: You…want to get double teamed by the Tanizaki siblings.

ChuuAku: Dazai offends you on principle. Also, you want good things for Aku.

ChuuAngo: Not only does Dazai offend you, you want him to suffer.

ChuuAtsu: You want good things for Atsushi, and you’re here for the fluff.

ChuuMori: You have a vampire kink.

Dazai/Ranpo: You have a fetish for people smarter than you, and a humiliation kink.

DazAku: You kin Akutagawa.

FukuMori: Your ideal relationship dynamic is divorced parents.

FukuRanpo: …Daddy kink? But senpai-notice-me edition?

Fyodor/Dazai: You like the hatefuck dynamic of Soukoku, but either you’d be too jealous of Dazai or you think there’s not enough of the hate in the hatefuck.

KuniChuu: You just want good things for Kunikida, and you want them to bond over how much they hate Dazai.

KuniDazai: You don’t understand why people like Chuuya so much.

KuniKatai: You think Kunikida deserves a life outside of work. Also, you like the Steincraft dynamic, you just don’t like the body horror.

KuniRan: You ship because Ranpo is the only one Kunikida doesn’t bully.

OdaAku: You watched that one Dark Era scene and couldn’t stop laughing at Potato Sack!Akutagawa.

OdAngo: You consider only the first half of Dark Era canon. Also, you love the Buraiha, just without Dazai.

ODazai: You just want good things for Dazai.

RanPoe: You kin Poe, first of all, and you want a pet raccoon.

ShibuAtsu: You have a boner for Shibusawa.

Shin Soukoku: You’re a fan of the hatefuck dynamic and you want Akutagawa to stop being so emotionally constipated. Also, you ship Sasuke and Naruto.

Steincraft: You started shipping this for the crack, but at some point you started shipping it unironically and you’ve never looked back.

Soukoku: You can’t decide between your boner for Chuuya and your boner for Dazai. Ie, you’re at least half the fandom.

TachiChuu: You like the senpai-notice-me dynamic of AkuHigu, but you could do without the physical assault.

Tanizaki/Tachihara: You have a redhead fetish.

HiguGin: You just want good things for Higuchi! And you have a massive crush on Gin. It’s okay, so do I.

Kouyou/Yosano: This is the same joke as MoriKou, but you like girls.

LucyKyou: You read the chapter after Atsushi passes out, and then thought, “but lesbians” and completely forgot about him.

Lucy/Louisa: You want good things for Lucy! Also, you’re into cottage core.

TsujiHigu: Subordinates kink? You like the dynamic of gals being pals and bonding over their shitty bosses.

TsujiYosano: You like the idea of strong independent women.

YosaKyou: Mommy kink. Also, something something sharp objects kink.

KouKyou: Extra mommy kink.

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