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what your favorite bungou ship says about you, a shitpost

Absolutely inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t on youtube, but also because Peaches and I were talking shit about Bungou ships on a call. Manga spoilery ships under the cut if you’re an anime-only. @scalpel-mom-mori it’s your fault I’m not working on asks. 

Yosano/Poe: You think the dynamic of Bakugou’s parents was cute and underdeveloped.

AkuHigu: You kin Higuchi, and you have a crush on Akutagawa.

AtsuKyouka: You only read fluff pics, and honestly, I respect that.

AtsuLucy: Either you’re me, or you just like tsunderes in general.

Ayatsuji/Tsujimura: You have a crush on Ayatsuji, which is valid, but you also want to see the world burn.

ChuuAkiko: You’re a bottom.

ChuuTsuji: You watched that one scene in Dead Apple, you dislike Ayatsuji, but you really like Tsujimura.

Dazai/Yosano: You like poetic irony, and you also like ability related angst.

Fitz/Louisa: You just want good things for Louisa—namely, for Fitz to appreciate her.

Hawthorne/Mitchell: You could write an essay on why this pairing is gorgeous and tragic.

Kunikida/Alcott: You ship rare pairs just because they’re rairpairs.

KyouKenji: You’re here for softness and pure cinnamon rolls.

MoriKou: You want to be stepped on, but you’re straight.

Ranpo/Yosano: Childhood friends is your only valid dynamic, and also you’re a manga reader. 

Tanizakicest: You…want to get double teamed by the Tanizaki siblings.

ChuuAku: Dazai offends you on principle. Also, you want good things for Aku.

ChuuAngo: Not only does Dazai offend you, you want him to suffer.

ChuuAtsu: You want good things for Atsushi, and you’re here for the fluff.

ChuuMori: You have a vampire kink.

Dazai/Ranpo: You have a fetish for people smarter than you, and a humiliation kink.

DazAku: You kin Akutagawa.

FukuMori: Your ideal relationship dynamic is divorced parents.

FukuRanpo: …Daddy kink? But senpai-notice-me edition?

Fyodor/Dazai: You like the hatefuck dynamic of Soukoku, but either you’d be too jealous of Dazai or you think there’s not enough of the hate in the hatefuck.

KuniChuu: You just want good things for Kunikida, and you want them to bond over how much they hate Dazai.

KuniDazai: You don’t understand why people like Chuuya so much.

KuniKatai: You think Kunikida deserves a life outside of work. Also, you like the Steincraft dynamic, you just don’t like the body horror.

KuniRan: You ship because Ranpo is the only one Kunikida doesn’t bully.

OdaAku: You watched that one Dark Era scene and couldn’t stop laughing at Potato Sack!Akutagawa.

OdAngo: You consider only the first half of Dark Era canon. Also, you love the Buraiha, just without Dazai.

ODazai: You just want good things for Dazai.

RanPoe: You kin Poe, first of all, and you want a pet raccoon.

ShibuAtsu: You have a boner for Shibusawa.

Shin Soukoku: You’re a fan of the hatefuck dynamic and you want Akutagawa to stop being so emotionally constipated. Also, you ship Sasuke and Naruto.

Steincraft: You started shipping this for the crack, but at some point you started shipping it unironically and you’ve never looked back.

Soukoku: You can’t decide between your boner for Chuuya and your boner for Dazai. Ie, you’re at least half the fandom.

TachiChuu: You like the senpai-notice-me dynamic of AkuHigu, but you could do without the physical assault.

Tanizaki/Tachihara: You have a redhead fetish.

HiguGin: You just want good things for Higuchi! And you have a massive crush on Gin. It’s okay, so do I.

Kouyou/Yosano: This is the same joke as MoriKou, but you like girls.

LucyKyou: You read the chapter after Atsushi passes out, and then thought, “but lesbians” and completely forgot about him.

Lucy/Louisa: You want good things for Lucy! Also, you’re into cottage core.

TsujiHigu: Subordinates kink? You like the dynamic of gals being pals and bonding over their shitty bosses.

TsujiYosano: You like the idea of strong independent women.

YosaKyou: Mommy kink. Also, something something sharp objects kink.

KouKyou: Extra mommy kink.

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(I get the point of the post. But I wanted to add my two cents)

Listen. Moriarty may be a criminal but he has only the best intentions towards Fran. He wants to do his best for her and what he believes is best for her.

Victor is an abusive, narcissistic asshole. Fran didn't turn out the way he wanted. She was a baby in the body of a young woman. He rejected her because she didn't know how to express herself and didn't know right from wrong. Instead of teaching her these things, LIKE IDK A PARENT SHOULD, he "disassembled" her, abandoned her and ran. Then when she found him, she didn't hate him, she only asked him to make someone for her so she won't be alone.

He refused. Only seeing her as "a hideous monster" and forced her to be the only one of her kind in the world.

Fran called Moriarty "papa" once and he was ready to do anything for her. It's not a selfless intent on his part. I think it filled a hole in his heart he didn't know he had.

Even if Fran is just using him, I don't think it matters because someone finally cares about her enough to grant her desires. Fran has earned that much.

Let Papa Moriarty spoil her I say!! She's worth every cent!!

Man 1:

Man 2:

One of these men is a criminal mastermind and unashamedly evil. The other is the creator and "father" of Fran. Can you tell which is which?

Kanda and Alma Headcanon

Spoilers for D.Gray-Man Hallow and the manga

(Just a heads up, I will be using gender neutral pronouns and present tense for Alma)

So I was looking at a list of LGBTQ+ characters in media and in the anime and manga section they listed Kanda Yu and Alma Karma from D.Gray-man as both being bisexual.

The more thought about it, the more it felt not quite right.

The big thing that stood out was that Alma is never depicted as having any interest in females at all. Only Kanda who is male both now and in his previous life. That would make Alma straight in their past life and "gay" now. (Now granted they did call For pretty but I don't think that means they think For is attractive.) Another thing is my impression of Alma in their current form is not a cis gendered male. My reasoning is first that Alma uses the Japanese pronoun "Boku" which, in real life is used by young or more soft spoken men, in anime is often used by neutral characters and second is Alma calls their past self me. Quote from D.Gray-man chapter 198: "I'm sure you (Kanda) will search for me as long as you live. You might discover "that person" was me, one day." This shows that Alma sees themselves as both their past self and their present self, as one and the same. Finally a quote from an interview with creator Katsura Hoshino: "I created Alma with the premise “Alma = that person” in my mind. That’s why I wanted to make them look as non-feminine as possible"

As for Kanda he loves both past Alma and present Alma so bisexual could be the right word but I'm not so sure. I think that Kanda loves Alma no matter what and just sees Alma. Pansexual fits better in my opinion.

TLDR: I think Alma is non-binary and Kanda is Pansexual.

If you disagree, I would love to hear your opinion. Feel free to message me if you don't want to post your opinion

AND THEN WE ADD KUNIKIDA.

Just so there's someone who can look into the camera every 5 minutes and question their life choices

Fuckin,,, throw dazai in the chuuranpoe mix too,,,, chuudaranpoe,,, the more boyfriends the better,,,,

ZEMO ZEMO ZEMO ZEMO ZEMO ZEMO

ZEMO

silly quick redraw of this graffiti because i love it

(original graffiti pic from this post, photo isn't mine)

I declare Odasaku supremacy

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit