Look Who Waver Bought With Him!! I Really Needed A 5 ⭐ Assassin. Also Got Sabermuid With A Ticket!

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

how do i tumblr? I'm asking the bat-fam, NOT YOU

Dick: trust the Tumblr veterans. Or maybe don't. We enjoy fucking with people

Jason: understand color theory

Tim: lose Yahoo $1B by being yourself

Damian: make sure you have a camera to look into like The Office for when you read the worst takes you'll ever see

Duke: for the love of god please reblog

Cullen: Supernatural is the simplest and least chaotic fandom to get into

Stephanie: the only profile pic you need is the shitty Picrew representation of yourself

Cassandra: leave your innermost thoughts in the tags and pray no one screenshots them

Barbara: the key to fandom popularity is a blog dedicated to copying and pasting the same 10 overused quotes and slapping different characters' names on them

Harper: if you look like a bot, you'll get treated like a bot

Carrie: piss in the ball pit, I dare you

Kate: not sure about the rest of you, but I assume people here are gay by default

Alfred: sometimes the app or dashboard will do something that makes you wonder what staff is smoking. That's our way of firing a gun to keep property values down

Selina: Madonna is here but literally no one cares

Bruce: if Elon Musk tries to get on this site, we collectively bully him off like we did with Alex Jones

BUNGO STRAY DOGS SEASON 3 IS MY NEW ADDICTION

I've been on it for 32 minutes 51 seconds and I need another hit

-low key mvp is Hirotsu! Badass Grandpa ftw-

In honour of 1 year anniversary of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, I would like to share my feelings on each of the central characters

Bucky:

Sam:

Zemo:

Torres:

Sharon:

Walker:

Hoskins:

Sarah:

Val:

Bonus:

THE BEST THING MARVEL HAS EVER MADE

To pass the time in lockdown, l have decided to learn how to make cocktails/mocktails. Today I made Tsukasa's Grenadine and tonic from Dr Stone. It turned out really well! I made the grenadine myself, super easy btw and way cheaper. It tastes pretty good! Very refreshing and nice to look at.

To all my terf mutuals: don't let the door hit you on the way out

YOU hates terfs

Hot Toddy part 2!! It's really cold today so I wanted to make another toddy but I don't think I can go for more of the first one I made. It's so boozey. So instead I made one following a recipe by Jamie Oliver.

Mine's a little different. I didn't have any star anise or cloves but I did have cinnamon sticks and nutmeg. I also used twists of lemon and orange. Otherwise I followed the recipe.

Not gonna lie mate it was bland at first. Then I added extra whiskey and GAGGED! But after brewing it in the teapot for a bit and adding a bit more honey it was quite nice. I love whiskey but the ones I own don't seem to work in toddys. The cinnamon and honey saved the day. Jamie said 3 minutes to brew. Nope. Waaaayyyy longer. Otherwise it's a waste of spices.

Maybe I'm just bad at toddys. But I'm not giving up just yet! Next challenge, The Manhattan!

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!