They're like a cheese grater
Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.
yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:
it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.
(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)
This relates to me on a spiritual level (though I can’t write at all)
Writing lets your imagination run free and you’re mind feel free
“What’d you get for number 37?”
“The Declaration of Independence, easy.”
“This is a MATH TEST!!”
Writing hurt/comfort: this is the most cringeworthy thing to ever be put into words and I’ll need at least a 3 hour break to ponder how much my family, friends and future employers will make fun of me when they inevitably find it
Reading hurt/comfort: hee hee tough man cry hee hee hoo hee hoo
THE NEW JACKET!!!
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!
Dumbledore to sorting hat: I TOLD YOU HARRY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SLYTHERIN
Snape walking in: …and why would that be?
Dumbles: DRARRY SEVERUS. DRARRY.
Snape:
Dumbles:
Snape: you really do have too much spare time
Dumbles:…pff I dont know what you’re talking about *disapparates*
what actually happened at the yule ball
Seems accurate
Lucius: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again Draco could’ve done better but there is clearly nothing I can do about that now.
Harry: Geez Lucy, that was quite big of you to say.
Lucius, ignores nickname: I am still incredibly glad to pass on the role as the powerful male in Draco’s life.
Harry, confused: Um, thanks.
Lucius, pulls out bottle of whiskey: Be prepared to listen to all his problems and have to fix every minor obstacle he faces *hands over whiskey and walks away*
Harry, still confused: Well, that was odd.
*Three weeks after wedding*
Draco, who has been ranting for about three hours:…and then Lucile took MY patient even though I clearly told her to back off, so I need you to like “vanquish” her or whatever you do, next there is Marvin who steals people’s lunc…
Harry, reaching for the whiskey and chanting internally: please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisone…
I love doing greyscale shading practices
Harry x Deku
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