all the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies
Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley and Robert Louis Stevenson reading like that Edgar Allan Poe meme
edit: I drew these versions myself and it's free to share, however the original comic strip is from Kate Beaton!
strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
Got a conclave request on my Patreon.
ADWD and AFFC being concurrent books is really funny because people in essos will be like "I'm sure the lion queen is well aware of daenerys' dragons in meereen and is preparing the kingdom for when she decides to come for the iron throne" meanwhile cersei is having the crash out of the century because of a 16 year old who likes to play dolls with her son
Mundane things about my version of the Gatsby gang
Nick sometimes sleeps on the ground instead of his bed. He sleeps more soundly that way
If he isn’t needed, Gatsby sleeps in til past noon if he can, he has the WORST sleep schedule
Tom and Jordan- even if in the same room- will almost never engage with the other unless to talk about sports, the funny pages (something they both like reading), or to jeer at someone else’s expense between whispers and laughs
Meyer has that grandfatherly “Have you eaten? Are you hungry? Come let me fetch you something” way about him around Gatsby (he’s partially the reason Gatsby has put on extra weight but Gatsby himself over indulges in food)
Daisy is the only one who doesn’t smoke
But Daisy can throw back straight whiskey and keep her demeanor well enough(Tom likes that about her)
Daisy can actually shoot really well and knows how to ride side saddle (Tom REALLY loves that about her)
Nick and Daisy- despite being raised Catholic- are both atheists. Daisy won’t bring it and Nick occasionally mocks believers under his breath
Gatsby legally shouldn’t be on the road….
Gatsby will pronounce the same word differently throughout a conversation
Nick can’t hear that well out his scarred ear
Jordan has a strong sweet tooth
Gatsby has a fear of dogs
Tom is a momma’s boy, big time
Daisy doesn’t like blondes and that they get so much attention for being blonde
Despite seeming tough, Jordan scares easily. She would not last in a haunted house attraction
Nick studied Law before switching to English for his degree. That’s actually how he met Tom, by sharing some classes together. Despite arguing Nick should’ve stayed in Law, Tom does often ask how Nick’s writing is coming along
Meyer doesn’t like pets at all, just finds them dirty
Nick can’t pick Gatsby up but Gatsby can easily pick up Nick
Nick caught on quickly to Gatsby’s Sunday workout routine and spies on him from the foliage border between their houses. Gatsby does feel he’s being watched but never sees who it is
sketch of ye olde pageboy. one myte evene calle him my squire-sona ?? is thiss anye thinge
he doesn’t wear period-accurate clothing because i don’t know shit about anything :D
he’s an ambitious but not entirely genius squire serving a knight who has fallen out of favor with the crown and turned to vice; his role therefore is more so that of a cupbearer
he’s also in love with said knight 👍