1k DTIYS Challenge

I am in love™️

THE OSTRICH MAN HAS RISEN. ALL HAIL!

i… have nothing for this…

Give it a few minutes. We'll be there.

I wonder how many seconds it will take us to start trending on Tumblr uh

cozy~ 

So Virgil’s eyeshadow turns purple when he’s happy/excited, which is adorable, but does something similar happen with the other dark sides?

Janus and Logan are talking about some old poet or something and he just gets super into the whole thing and Logan is super confused because Janus’ scales are suddenly a lot brighter yellow.

Roman and Remus are hanging out in the imagination and Roman laughs at one of Remus’ darker jokes, and he’s so happy that the white tuft in his hair turns bright green, and Roman gets a bit happy because he knows it means his brother is happy.

Been thinking about a lab rat and a sewer rat meeting up in the middle of the night, exchanging squeaks under a streetlamp near an old car before cuddling up to one another and sleeping together

Whenever Virgil is too tired or sleep-deprived, he keeps saying Roman’s name slightly wrong (and sometimes more than slightly wrong), and Roman can never tell if he’s doing it on purpose or not.

The evolution of Virgil Sanders.

That it does

Roman: I'm a what, Logan?

Logan: A WENCH.

Roman: why are you calling me a wench, dude?

Logan: you are a wench.

Roman: you know not what I am...

Logan: you are crust on this Earth.

Roman: *confused laughter*

Logan: you are the box the pizza comes in.

Roman: are you calling me cardboard?!

Logan: you are the cardboard waste covered in stains of grease and malice.

Roman: you are disgusting, YOU ARE DISGUSTING!

Roman: if I were to take you... and put you on my pizza, it'd become a disgusting pizza.

Logan: you are disgusting.

*later*

Roman: I hope you break an arm, Logan.

Logan: I hope you break your kneecaps and can't ever walk again

Roman: dude, when you die, I'm gonna get you out of your grave, kick you, and then put you back in

Logan: when you die, I'm going to flip your tombstone upside down so it says everything backwards and then no one can read it