The Female Impressionists…………………… They Knew……………..

tag yourself i’m e minor

Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in The Umbrella Academy S02E10 "The End of Something".

You're not even worth my wrath.

drake?

yeah josh?

wheres net neutrality?

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

me at 14: like maybe im a lil gay but i’m not gonna let that define me im so much more than my sexuality like i can be straight if i try really hard

me now: 

Kim Gordon & Kathleen Hanna.

some 16 year old who buys crystals off the internet and wears overalls: mom, you’re just grounding me because your mars is in venus so youre prone to bouts of anger, and your pisces sun taurus moon aries rising boss demoted you during a waning moon

I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing

me in a moshpit: sorry, sorry, excuse me, oh my god i’m so sorry, excuse me, sorry

the void can sing