The Zombie Apocalypse Squad

The Zombie Apocalypse Squad

Sleepover

Michael (just waking up): It’s 7 in the morning . . .

Ostin: mumbling to himself and having an array of parts and metal from who knows where, with safety goggles, taser and a withering spoon from the kitchen. All the while trying to find out the meaning of life and how girls’ minds work

Michael: Dude it’s 7 in the morning

flying and/or venomous pest in the house

It probably ain’t accurate. I made this a few months ago at 1am so 🤷‍♀️

A McOstin Convo

McKenna: I think science is wrong, they say that the sun is the hottest thing-

Ostin: It’s not. A lightning strike is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun

(long pause)

McKenna: I was gonna say you.

Ostin: We’re not talking in terms of temperature are we?

McKenna (shaking her head): No, my love

Happy Birthday to Michael!

Today’s April 16th which is Michael’s Birthday date

And fun fact, if Michael really was 15 in 2011, he would be turning 27 today . . .

And maybe Taylor too, because in book 8 they share a birthday, but in book one she said it was the 17th so I don’t know

But anyways, Happy Birthday to him!

DUDES!! THE COVER IS RELEASED

THE COVER FOR MV9 IS HERE!!! OH MY GODS!!!!

(Unreleased scene during the battle of hades)

Ostin: It’s 18.3 kilometers away!

Jack: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!???

Zeus (holding a machine gun): AHHHHHHHH

(Eagle soars by)

Michael Vey Release Date!!!

Michael Vey 9 is releasing September 19, IM SO EXCITED!!

Kinda forgot to post that I finished book 9 but . . . that was a heartbreaker.

SPOILERS: Tess should’ve never died 😭

she still alive to me so I don’t care.

also, MICHAEL WHY DID YOU JUST LET CASSY KISS YOU?!?!??!

I got more thoughts but imma just leave those out here for now

can’t wait for book ten next year tho

Texting Styles of the Clan

Saw this made for other fandoms and found none for ours so I made one