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im not tall. tou're just egregiously short

look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

tomodachi life is crazy, like. Mettaton EX in a loving relationship with Azula? Sure. God being besties with Uncle Iroh? Hell yeah. SCP-173 getting in a fight with some random old chinese lady? Absolutely

But an islander liking celery? You'll have a better chance with white bread.

Cruel Angel's Thesis

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

heck yah

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

Guy fawkes? Yeah, fawke that guy. Stupid idiot failed and now every early november is fucked by my neighbours trying to snipe the fucking gulls with explosives. fuck off patricia im trying to eat my bloody chicken.

not only this, but now we have to study the most famous example of meatriding in human history since Shakespeare wrote Macbeth.

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.