When A Guy Says Something So Out Of Pocket And You Have To Hit Him With That Rose Bride Stare

Anime has beach episodes. Modern cartoons have formal episodes.

Modern Cartoon trend: Getting Fancy

[Max Demian voice] It's actually quite simple. When the chick emerges from its shell, it is born as yaoi

and then when it flies to god, it becomes yuri

‘oscar nomination for ryan gosling but not for margot robbie or greta gerwig’ satire is dead and so is god

hello ive made some cursed creations

And on that note: happy international asexuality day!

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“She would fight her ill fortune, her bad stars, and protect those who might despise her to the very end of her days.”

- Page 439, The Rise of Kyoshi by F.C. Yee

KELSANG:

I’ve got cheeks like ripe round fruit

They shake like boughs in the storm

I blush bright red when I see a bed

And leap at the sound of a horn

LEE:

I’ve got a nose like a dove-tailed deer

I run like a leaf on the wind

My arms are slight and my waist is tight

And I don’t have a thought for my kin

KYOSHI:

I’ve got two knives that are cast in bronze

They pierce all the way to the soul

They draw you in with the promise of sin

Like the moth to the flame to the coal

I’ve got hair like the starless night

It sticks to my lips when I smile

I’ll wind it with yours and we’ll drift off course

In a ship touching hearts all the while

For the way I walk is a lantern lit

That leads you into the night

I’ll hold you close and love you the most

Until our end is in sight

Excuse the quality!!! But I just really wanted to get this down quickly before I forgot it.

This is the shanty that Kyoshi and co. sing in the kitchen in the chapter Honest Work, and the rhythm of the poem was so clear that I couldn’t get it out  of my head! So I ended up writing some music for it. So please enjoy!

PS: F.C. Yee did a wonderful job with this book and everyone should read it!

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party