Nooooooo The Criminal Got Away Instead Of Becoming The Captains Boyfriend :(

Traditional x-doodles.

omg another episode came on but this one is from a different series called enterprise and the intro is killingggg me why does this sci-fi tv show have a soft rock theme song

why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks

qui gon meditating in the middle of a fight while maul is frothing at the mouth waiting to kill him is so metal i need more of jedi doing shit like that just weird little monks with laser swords hell yeah

was talking to one of the sorority girls in my class and she said she was excited to get her grandbabies, which led me down a rabbit hole of sorority culture and how upperclassmen (bigs) get matched with new members (littles) to be their friend and mentor and show them the ropes, and once those littles get littles it's like a whole family lineage.

which made me realize the jedi order is just a glorified sorority

opened tumblr first the first time in a while and was super confused why this post had gotten so much attention recently and then i remembered may the fourth

qui gon meditating in the middle of a fight while maul is frothing at the mouth waiting to kill him is so metal i need more of jedi doing shit like that just weird little monks with laser swords hell yeah

big fan of media thats too homopobic to admit gay people exist yet nontheless operates with a homoerotic subtext so insane that none of the characters’ motivations make sense unless they carnally desire each other

Something really personal but here’s the way I ship them.

*after BOTFA, everyone survived AU*

Sorry I’m just, really bad at writing conversations🤦‍♀️. Some of the scripts I borrowed directly from BOTFA. Everything is good up until this point and yes they’re still BFFs and giving me old-married-couple vibe already.

PERSONALLY, I think even as a couple, neither Thorin or Bilbo is the type that is willing to give up their own way of living to live with the other (at least not right now).

Thorin had been forced out of Erebor at a young age and just recovered his long-lost home. There’s a LONG way ahead restoring Erebor and bringing back his people. He will stumble, he will have doubts, he will question himself things like Am I really ready and Will I be a good king… But he won’t turn away, because he is Thorin son of Durin.

For Bilbo, the journey did change him, still he remains a hobbit at heart and values home above gold and glory. He misses the peaceful life and comfort he used to have though he knows it’ll never be the same, because HE is not the same hobbit anymore. He helped the dwarves taking back Erebor, now he longs for his own home.

(All of these are mere personal interpretations😇)

So since Thorin will not live in Shire and Bilbo won’t live in Erebor for their entire life, the most-likely situations I’d imagine are these…

There will be a point where Fili can somewhat take on the responsibilities of ruling Erebor. Thorin might have some kingly vacation (specifically, working on legislations, approving orders and proclamations at night and travel among the day) and visit Shire sometime.

I realized not a lot of ppl talk about the aging problem, so I tried to talk about it🧌. Hobbits have lifespans similar to Men but Dwarves’ are usually 3 times longer if I recall correctly.

Thank you for reading!

bruce wayne becoming nightwing reminds me of those mums that are like 'im sooo skinny, i can fit into my preteen daughter's clothes!!!' but like. with vigilante personas

just rewatched star trek 2009. urge to binge the original series downloading. spirk obsession imminent. brace for impact.

something something charles was in shaw’s mind and shaw may not have even felt his own slow, agonizing death but charles did blah blah erik was so focused on shaw he didn’t even consider charles’ pain something about the path of violence will always hurt people you don’t intend to blah blah blah send tweet