please i luv this
Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
Family, some by blood, others not hehe
next we need a bite button
at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
Can I have one of the *insert giant alian feline apex preditor*
"Human Ambassador, I am willing to grant you any planet or system you wish, as long as youre willing to part with that" "With what?.. my desk? I mean.. its nothing fancy, just oak wood"
oh my fucking god THIS
Touya realizing he always had part of his mom's quirk, but it happening at the expense of abusing his body and soul so bad it almost killed him.
Tenko realizing his quirk was not even his own and he could have undone what he did by accident to his family if he had been given the chance, but all the misery in his life was manipulated to be there.
Touya and Tenko insisting that they could be the best heroes around if allowed to be— but either their relative gave up or they were held back by a hidden evil power.
Touya and Tenko accepting their identities as beings who can only destroy and getting new names to represent that belief.
The change of hair color. The self-destructive tendencies and self-mutilations. The tears they couldn't cry.
The way Touya and Tenko tried to explain to their families how they felt, but it didn't work. Later, both of them came to resent their siblings for not being able to save them while still missing them and wishing for their company.
Both kids being aware of how cowardly their families were. Their fathers hated them and no other kid would get it, so why tell them?
Only Tenko and Touya would know what each other went through.
hihihihihihihihihihhihihihhihhi im a dark shadow fictionkin
its so hard to find people w the same kin source help
mha fictionkins . PULL UP!!!
i am a deku fictionkin
Like batman but higher? Kinda gravely but light.
Question for Prohero!Deku simps… What does his voice sound like in your head because I legitimately cannot get past it. The way y’all write him is always so sexy but his voice KILLS IT FOR ME
Please help me understand
Random headcannons 4 pj and koltic? also sokeefe or kam?
ooooh!!!!
PJO:
Percy loves making food, any kind. Where as Annabeth somehow once managed to set water on fire and cannot make an egg.
Asexual Annabeth and Percy!!!! Also ace Hazel!!!
Grover has committed murder and does not regret it.
Rachel will use her dad's power to threaten some people (don't worry they deserve it)
KOTLC:
Demisexual Sophie
Queer Biana
Sophie was not a horse girl but a wolf girl
Fitz has a higher tolerance to violence then most elves because of the time he spent in the human world without anyone watching or guiding him
Amy will take her sisters secret to the grave
And Sokeefe or Kam? Neither. Just not a fan of either.
It makes you mad when you find out. The name on your tomb stone is not yours, well it was once but not at the time you died. Your deadname. The people responsible are long dead though and honestly you've never been one for revenge. So you cry.
They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
it is vv fun
I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal