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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair...!!

Health insurance companies are literally the worst

Your ability to control your thoughts — treat it with respect. It’s all that protects your mind from false perceptions — false to your nature, and that of all rational beings.

Marcus Aurelius, Meditations (3.9)

WOWWWWW!!!

not all heroes wear capes

This is Mrs Pauline Lumumba; wife of Congo's first Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba who was brutally tortured and murdered by firing Squad led by The Belgian Forces and some of HIS OWN people.

After his murder, his wife requested to see his body so that she may properly mourn her husband. She never got that opportunity because the body of Patrice was dismembered and dissolved in ACID by the evil people that killed him!

This picture is how the heartbroken widow Pauline protested her husband's murder on the streets of Congo. She walked barefoot and half naked.

The Read more from this link

https://africanreportfiles.com/2020/07/16/uoe-uoe-uoe-you-http/

Patrice was just 35 years old when he was killed & Pauline was 23years old when her husband died in 1961.

She never remarried until she died on December 23, 2015 - 54 years after the death of her beloved husband!

No body part of Patrice Lumumba has been found to this day.

However, a Belgian Woman( Godelieve Soete) who is the daughter of one of the Belgian soldiers that murdered Patrice says after her father died she discovered a tiny box with a tooth in it...that tooth is believed to belong to Patrice Lumumba.

THIS EARTH, BEWARE SOUL BROTHER...✍🏾

Panafrica Restoration Movement.✍🏾

READ MORE, link:

https://africanreportfiles.com/2020/07/16/uoe-uoe-uoe-you-http/

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Source: Africa report files.

AFRICA!!!!!!! STOP LETTING THE CHINESE INTO YOUR BOARDERS!!!!! ALL NATIONS JUST STOP LETTING THEM IN YOUR COUNTRY!!!!!!

Kanye West is such a disrespectful clown, smh.

Thank you general mother, Harriet, for your courage and selflessness, After escaping slavery you made dangerous attempts to returned to different plantations to help free other slaves, you did this over a course of 16 years disguised as a crazy old lady, you would sing songs with hidden messages to tell slaves to prepare to escape. You would also sing to the slaves on their way to freedom to help them overcome their fear of being caught, you helped free over 700 men, women & children. You've done this and so much more, you died broken, in pain and poor. You deserve to be respected, acknowledged, and honored. Thank you for your services, great Ancestor. ❤🖤💚

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama welcome Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi and his wife for the final state dinner at the White House, 10/18/16.