The Last Known Survivor Seems To Stalk His Prey In The Night

me when my driver loses the indy 500

give battinson a robin and have it be stephanie brown

NATM

I want a relationship like whatever that cowboy and roman had going on in that one museum movie.

beat bobby flay is objectively the stupidest food competition show. by pitting this man against the best chefs in the world and having him come up with recipes on the fly in styles he's not an expert in they are not beating bobby flay. they are only making him stronger. even when he loses he wins. by the time this show ends bobby flay will be an immortal chef deity and the whole world will be fucked

Tablet Theory: The exhibits don't actually get their historical figure's personality and memories, they get what the person who created them believes those memories and personality to be (or the more needlessly complicated but poetic version: they take on what museum visitors believe about them). This would only affect exhibits who were created by someone else, so it wouldn't apply to Ahk and his family (or Rexy/the other animals, but we wouldn't be able to tell either way).

This is how Teddy, who irl apparently said some fucked up things about Native Americans, was able to fall in love with Sacagawea. It could mean that mummy!Kahmunrah is more chill than wax statue!Kahmunrah. It could also solve the potential paradox of museum exhibits knowing things about themselves/their time periods that historians don't know (just ignore the end of NATM 1. It's my bedtime) and then sharing that with random people during the night program.

The way I'm explaining it being canonically stated (in the books I think) that the exhibits take on the memories and personalities of their irl counterparts is that that's from the perspective of Larry/Nick, who don't know that it's not quite right.

“i want a female character who gets to kick ass without having to trade away her “girly” traits—” my liege, the children long for buffy the vampire slayer

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you