I love this!
I'm sure you didn't mean it that way, but the Bruce being there for Lois' when she's giving birth (and Clark too) gives me such OT3 vibes. I am obsessed tbh. If Bruce is already being in a relationship with them and putting aside his fear and excitement to be there for Lois, and then when he holds the baby, a baby he'll get to help raise and grows? He totally cries.
Or maybe they get together after Jon is born, because Lois and Clark are staying with him at the manor so they can help out with the baby, with plenty of room for Martha too since she's too old to sleep on Clark's shitty pullout sofa bed. Bruce has been Clark's best friend for years, but suddenly he becomes Lois' best friend too. And when they leave the manor, and return home, Lois and Clark find themselves missing Bruce. His presence, his dry sense of humor (and his ability to soothe any baby- Lois swears it's his superpower, Clark says it's because Bruce has such a similar vocabulary, with all his grunts and huffs, babies assume he's one of them), his unwavering companionship.
So one night, over glass of wine for Lois and a sparking grape juice for Clark, they confess to missing Bruce. To wanting more, even as they promise they won't/didn't betray other... only they both realize they want the same thing.
Sorry, I just think this would be so sweet and perfect. I just love SuperBatLane ♡♡♡
I’m starting to think that maybe there’s something in the male Wayne bloodline that makes them such rabid polycule bait. Like their particular brand of crazy can only be handled by multiple people (Martha and Alfred for Thomas, Lois and Clark for Bruce, etc etc)
yall ever used to reading slow burn fics, then you read a short fic that isn’t slow burn at all and it just kinda hits you in the face
My mother rickrolls me at least once a week
i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time
This is an amazing take
i once saw someone saying that will killing people was just him stimming and i think that’s canon
So, I'm watching umbrella academy rn and i just finished episode 6 "the day that never happened" anyway what do y'all thunk about the whole Allison and Luther thing? Like they were raised as siblings, and yes someone do it throw the point in that they are adopted, but adopted incesed is still a thing. Idk how I feel about it. What are your guys thoughts on it?
Yall my friends are showing me inside for the first time. I'm so confused
Sniper is a pretty good cook. His specialty is stake and he makes a mean stew. He can't bake for shit tho.
Knitting (I don't know who stated it but I wanna kiss you) He definitely made everyone scarves for smissmas.
surprisingly flexible, definitely not the most flexible of the group but he's up there.
he's such a fuckin' mamma's boy.
Enjoys his alone time, but will isolate himself from everyone if someone doesn't pull him out of it.
While Sir Hootsalot is the only bird that has stuck around, Snipetr has tended to quite a few birds over the years.
RED Sniper prefers a quick and swift kill, usually a headshot. Blue Sniper on the other hand loves watching his targets struggle before putting them out of their misery.
RED Sniper hates BLU Sniper for the previous reason.
RED Sniper has an outgrown shag haircut and BLU Sniper had a simple short haircut.
He definitely get off on the pain
a pain slut if i've ever seen one