Pintrest Has Graced Me With A Website, I Am Unstoppable >:D

It turns out your life is a fictional book being written by an author, and they have a specific genre in mind for what your life is going to be about.

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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Safe to say I’ve gotten a little vain once I got the cape, but at the cost of all my candles 😭

Maybe i’ll draw this character they look sweet

Guess what yall?

I’ve got the body of a peak male athlete 💪

You can only reblog this today.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

the salmon runs, the loon rests

oh. the fleshy cowboy hat kid is just an ad. not a full show or movie i can sit down and watch. darn.