I Still Like Luke From PJO; I Don’t Think He’s A Villain. Imagine You Spend Your Childhood Not Knowing

Being asexual is really funny because you keep getting told that no one cares about you and you shouldn't talk about it because it's inappropriate and no one apart from a potential partner would care

But at the same time everyone is weirdly obsessed with your sex life

"have you had sex? yes? no? tell me the exact reasons why you did/did not have sex in great detail"

"you've never had sex? you HAVE to have sex right now! how dare you not have sex? what if you have a partner? you want to torture them? you want them to hate you?"

"you're having sex? how's that possible? you're not allowed, that's illegal. you are abusing your partners"

"do you masturbate? how often?"

"can you orgasm?"

"have you checked your hormones?"

"have you checked your brain?"

"did you never have good sex before?"

"did you have a bad relationship in the past?"

"were you raped?"

"are you a victim of CSA?"

"do you watch porn? what kind? tell me exactly what you felt while watching porn in great detail!"

"you like dressing nicely? wearing make-up? doing your nails? skin care? shaving?! how is that possible? everyone knows that the only reason anyone would do these things is to attract a mate. you must be lying about being asexual"

"do you own sex toys?"

"you're into BDSM? how could you be into BDSM? that's impossible!"

"did you have sex before? you didn't enjoy it, how is that possible, everyone likes sex!/you enjoyed it, how is that possible, everyone knows asexuals are not physically capable of enjoying sex!"

Damn. . .

I thought you didn't care

Mild Spoilers For Full Moon!

Was it just me, or did Moxxie seem a little bit different in this episode? He seemed more crude and violent than in previous episodes. Maybe he grew a backbone after the whole “Striker” incident, or maybe I’m just crazy.

Mild Spoilers For Full Moon!

I’m sorry, but Blitz being super (and childishly) happy about finding a coin on the ground and then immediately insulting somebody else is just the most Blitz thing to ever exist.

I've been hearing a lot about this one dude calling Autism an "epidemic" and that he was going to "fix it".

But, that doesn't really seem right to me, I guess? I don't know if it's a hot take, or if people will agree, but it doesn't make sense. Autism is just something that people have. Sure, it can make them harder to deal with, but that's really just humanity. If you're not willing to adapt to make someone else comfortable with something they can't control, then leave the party. Don't be mad that they're there. It's like being mad that there's fish when you're standing in a lake. Calling autism an "epidemic" makes it seem like it's some sort of disease that needs to be cured. Therefore implying that the people with autism are in a lesser state of being than you are. Nobody's less than another - not for just existing, anyways. You only drop down to a monster when you do something despicable for fun when you had the option to not do it.

Autism isn't a disease or pandemic. It's life, it's natural. Don't force someone to conform to only your weird ideas. That's a terrible way to live. Just because someone is different doesn't mean they should be eradicated. Learn to accept it, man.

I’m just about to come out to my parents. I said (posted) earlier that I already told them I was Ace, but I feel like they kinda forgot about it. Plus, this time, I’m going to come out as AroAce and genderfluid. (I know I said I was demifluid, but I realizes otherwise.) Hope and pray for me. I’m pretty sure they’ll accept me (at least the AroAce part), but I don’t know about the Gender-fluid part. They’ve made some transphobic remarks before, so I’m super effin’ nervous. I’ll update later on, after I come out.

I was watching Apology Tour, and…

I’ve spotted Beetlejuice, aka Alex Brightman, aka the voice for Fizz in Helluva Boss (and multiple characters in Hazbin Hotel).

In comparison to Denmark, Switzerland just seems better to me. It’s more mountainous, and has a climate closer to the place where I lived in as a kid. I’ve also heard from trusted sources that Switzerland does have a higher cost of living, but the pay is higher and the taxes are lower. I also heard that it has better animal rights. Switzerland typically has better weather, and the civilians are much more polite and formal than ones in Denmark. During time of war, Switzerland (almost) always chooses to remain neutral, which is a better plan than to pick a side.

Plus, they sell the most chocolate in Switzerland.

Me: I’m not like most aces

Date: *horny and expecting something dirty* Oh, yeah?

Me: *fully knowing what they’re thinking* Yeah. I think we should invade Switzerland. Not Denmark.

So my sister and I went to Barnes and Nobles the other day to get more Percy Jackson books because she started reading the series and we passed a cut-out of Nick and Charlie (from Heartstopper) kissing and she asked if that was Percy and Jason (from Percy Jackson). I burst out laughing and my sister just looked at me like I was crazy.

I saw this picture the other day. I’m not sure where it came from, but it’s pretty funny.

Just imagine the print on an apron.

Adam is just your average suburban dad, except in hell. He wears white new balances and grills on a charcoal grill while wearing an apron that says something stupid on it

Let's make a contest. Leave in the replies what Adam's apron would say. Funniest answer gets uuhhhhh, their apron drawn LMAO

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