I’m Not Angry With You, I Was Being Playful. I Stabbed You With My Fun Knife

mreow. meow. hey. mreow. hey. hey. mmeow. hey. dude fucking look at me. hey. mmmeow

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

Hey can we have sex (no penetration, no oral, I just beat you up)

The legendary Cynthia Khan 🥰🔥👊

everybody on this bus is ignoring me even though im so cutely struggling to stand and slipping repeatedly in a puddle of my own blood

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

Just had my moral compass surgically removed!

“is resurrection romantic?” it can be. Come here

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work