Sad-mcdonalds-toy - I Came Here To Buy Some Mc Donalds

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This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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Who needs a Squad when you can Decoy a Gremlin squad of your own?! (Reallly Gotta stop doing these 3am Apex doodles)

Twitch: Hey, is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Doc: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Rook: Smad.

Which Mirage are you vibing with today boiz

Someone datamined new Mirage voicelines for the new event, AND YOU MUST HEAR THEM!!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY WATCH THIS VIDEO

One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.

Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.

This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.

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Sally: “I’ll speak French between your legs,” is the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Evan: I’m just imagining someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.

Freddy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS.

Anna, wheezing heavily: titTY CROISSANTS—

Sally: None if you should ever be having sex.