You Were Good, Maggot...💔

the button

marlon:FRENCH TOAST DONT PUSH THE BUTTON IT WILL KILL EVERYTHING

me:*pushes button*

marlon:YOU DOOMED USE ALL-

*everyone and every single thing dies*

Pls

i lo9ve it it so cute i think it would fit because like shes on both teams 

Non-official Candy Ms.Pauling. It looks fine to me now but I secretly know when I wake up I’m gonna want to kill myselllllfff huhuhu

Dear NRS:

Sincerely, 

Ermac & Kenshi fans.

I’LL KRUMP WITH YA, SWEETIE PIE

You have been blessed by the Dancing Waluigi in all his glory. Reblog for others to bask in his Waaaanderful Glory.

Carl: Every time an artist dies, God lets them paint the sky. 
Carl: I can’t wait for my turn. I’m going to paint dicks. 
Markus: … Source: Tumblr

What I want to see in Zombies?....

Nikolai flying a plane! 🛩 Come on he’s wearing a pilot’s hat!!

“I’m a goddamn onion, Mason.” 

Alex and Frank bickering like an old married couple is all I ever needed.