Sad-mcdonalds-toy - I Came Here To Buy Some Mc Donalds

What a bunch of bloody legends.

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the button

marlon:FRENCH TOAST DONT PUSH THE BUTTON IT WILL KILL EVERYTHING

me:*pushes button*

marlon:YOU DOOMED USE ALL-

*everyone and every single thing dies*

Yo man my bread slice my amigo my acquaintance my buddy my chum my partner in crime my uh alter ego my sidekick can i get some of you toes?

Oh yeah bread slice amigo acquaintance buddy chum partner in crime alter ego sidekick, (hands you a handful of my toes), enjoy my mans

I didn’t think there was anything wrong with this picture when I first looked at it

so rainbow 6 siege huh

me:ima do things around the house to make my family happy

mind:oh hell no

me:k

frank: -dabs and then one punches a manikins head off-

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Susie: holy tight balls its smells good in here

-frank flips a barbie head like a professorial cook-

frank:I know right? we having the best meal this world has ever seen FRIED BARBIE 

Susie :MMMM MY FAVORITE

Evan: Frank, could you read number 6 for the rest of the killers, please?

Frank, a known millennial: No I cannot. What up I'm Frank, I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read.