Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, One Is Dead, And So Are You. 

yes I’m using this old meme

Doc: You were shot, do you remember anything?

Montagne: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Doc: It wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Montagne: But I heard a siren.

Doc: That wasn’t a siren, that was Julien.

Rook: I’m sorry, Giles. I got nervous.

When you don't have an under the bed so the monster just sleeps in your bed

-loud leg smack-

SCREAM

Fingers in his ass

Steve, walking into the room: is something burning?

Bucky, leaning seductively against the counter: just my intense desire for you.

Steve: tHE TOASTER’S ON FIRE AGAIN

Frank is pretty neato

Sims: Merry Christmas everyone!

Bell: With the way this year is going, it’s more like Merry Crisis.

Lazar: *chokes on air*

Park: *glares*

Woods: *appaled*

Mason: *dying inside*

Hudson: *disappointed in everyone*

Adler: You know, you’re not wrong.

McCree does the big fall (RDR2)

I have art talent