I Sometimes Forget That Snarling At Someone Isn’t As Intimidating As A Dog Snarling At Someone. I Just

Being a disabled nonhuman sucks. I am a literal GOD. I should not be stuck in bed because of the confines of this human body I am trapped in.

School is under lockdown for a drug dog search and they made the mistake of letting me use henna during the lockdown. I love henna sm

America. Where pregnancy tests are locked up but nicotine gum is free

This was before 6 PM here. I think it was 5:47 or something; horror movie shit.

Fang phantoms, where are my fangs? They’re there but also, huh??

Lion king !!!!!! 🐾

why is legally blonde here

Bro literally set a fire to kill himself. I’ll just give him a hug. (I love Rich)

I was tagged by @twstlibrary !

YOU HAVE TO FIST FIGHT THE LAST FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL, HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

...well then 🥲

❤️ TAGGING: @xialatvs, @theorphanprince, @shiny-jr, @187-mg and who else wants to!

Sorry when I flinched when all you did was move your arm slightly in my direction, it will happen again.

Shuffles feet 💔 hello bmc community ‼️ I humbly present: nervous dog Jeremy heere