1/2 Of Mine Are- 3/6 (I Didn’t Know That Until Just Now I Had To Google It)

The freaks

I’m gonna sob, I got into the transfem community cuz my sister and stuff and they’re silly and now I keep getting naked/nearly naked trans ladies, PLEASE. I WANT THE SILLY JOKES. NOT NSFW PLEASE.

I better be spoiled. If not I will go feral. /j

"Why do I feel sick" my brother in christ you have a chronic illness

Okay ppl won’t shut up about wicked it’s even on commercials, here’s my honest opinion as a theatre addict with a slight hatred for movie-cals

It was so long and unnecessarily.

Did we need 40 seconds of her petting his scar?

Did we need 7 MINUTES of whistle notes we can’t even understand in the beginning?

Did we need 30 minutes of her stalling? Just get on the broom.

Literally how did you make an almost 3 hour movie and still need a part 2?

And if I hear ‘Defying Gravity’ one more time I’m going to fucking explode.

Human beauty standards don’t apply to me because I am a pupper

repeat after me

human beauty standards don't apply to me because I am pubby (or insert whatever u are)

YALL. I FINALLY GOT THEM.

I keep seeing these so I’m gonna do one bcuz yeah !

How I plan on transitioning (both gender and species wise)

Physically speaking

-start T for fur and deeper vocals (also will help with gender dysphoria)

-I need to grow my hair out like a shaggy dog

-paw pad tattoos on my hands

-snake bites to feel like fangs (I’m lowkey questioning if I’m a vampirekin atp)

-septum because I saw a pic of a dog in dog fighting having it once and I think it looks cool (NOT PROMOTING DOG FIGHTING OR PIERCING DOGS)

-thetadelta tattoo on my arm

-stop picking my nails so I can grow out my claws

Socially speaking

-wear my gear more often, might even commission someone to make bloodhound ears and tail but thats expensive

-integrate vocals into my normal speech

-howl at the moon with friends (and then the sun comes crashing in? Woah oh oh oh oh?)

-actually tell people I’m a dog on a serious level rather than joking about it and assume they take it seriously

-get an outdoorsy job (forest ranger?)

-live in an van/rv/bus where I just have to find a place to shower in nature. Theres no way I could just go to a friends shower or get a gym membership, no way!

-maybe a little cottage in the woods (never gonna happen I need to lower my standards for my life)

-actually do quads

-if I do end up in an apartment with an office job my house and my space in the office better be decorated tf out with all the taxidermy, and also handmade blankets and pillows on every couch

richard goranski

Trash finally evolved!!