I love being able to be honest without telling the full truth.
Like, I’ve just decided to run with it and just start calling myself my kintypes without saying they are that thing and istg no one bats an eye.
Someone: “Why did you tattoo gills behind your ears?”
Me: “Because I am fish.”
Someone: *nods in understanding and moves on.*
LIKE IT HAS NEVER BACKFIRED FOR ME LOLOLOL
*My partner showing me silver bullets literally with a werewolf on the company logo*
Me: “…Why are you threatening me?”
(He was just showing the logo lol)
grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
Me, at the store: Buying a dog collar
The person at the register: Haha you have a big dog, huh?
Me: They're for me.
The person:
Me: The dog collars are for me.
The person:
Me: I'm the big dog.
Has anyone else noticed that they do this?
@cowboy-canine does this to you
Flocked kitten taba squishies
Golden orb weaver and brown rat (aka common rat, Norway rat and sewer rat)
i want to hear about ur guys’ uncommon or unique theriotypes,, i love hearing about the ones i dont see very often or ever
i think my most uncommon one is that i’m a lizard cladotherian :3
MY BOYFREIND MADE MY PFP!!! (@cowboy-canine) The one and only... S. Webs!!! 🎉Valentines, 2007🍰 🍂Eclectic Witch for 6 years 🌿 🐀Loud and Proud Rat and Spider kin🕸 Lover of 3 boyfriends and very happy with it!
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