I Feel Like I Would Have Been Diagnosed With OCD A Lot Earlier If The Vast Majority Of Screening Questions

Y’all need to see stoat on a trampoline

Sometimes the game just hands you something crazy, you don't even have to work for it

Pictured: A wand with "Always cast: Lightning thrower" paired with pollen for its long duration and homing properties

This same seed COINCIDENTALLY offered me lightning and explosion immunities as my first two perks

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Normally wouldn't do alot of self promo but its my account so whatever lol

I put up some older masks on my etsy! I also am open to possibly doing some commissions, but only one or two at most (shoot me a message either here or on etsy if your interested)

The ones already made are older and not the highest quality so are only around 30 bucks when I would say my current mask making skills are around 60-100 depending on things :3

You can find them here or looking up RusticMothArtistry on Etsy if you don't trust links lol (fair)

The Onion continues to never miss

Gods I hate how there isn't much talk about [Insert obscure sub topic] in [Already obscure hobby].

This is a post about electric trains btw.

This is so cool 😭

Do you sand the base coast first or do you use a primer for the paints?

my newest cane is so pretty, it's probably my best work with decorating