White Knuckle Jerk (where Do You Get Off?) By Will Wood And The Tapeworms. The Live Version. Reblog If

I realized AI overview can be really really funny if you don’t believe a word it says and would like you to all enjoy these gems

Oohhhhh I love will wood so much he’s such a talented artist,,,, can you believe he created such epic bangers such as my favorites “Little Boy” and “Taco Salad”,,,,,,

i fucking cried so hard oh my god. this is beautiful i bow down to you.

Heyyyyyy look

thank you to everyone who is nice to me

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop

I KNOWWW holy shit I've read the book thrice already. chris absolutely blew me away with his writing. some parts dragged on but he made up for it with the incredible story building and ways he used to make every page a surprise. I can't and won't stop talking about ts

God I forgot how much I adore Revelator. I love love love Chris' writing style and Will's narration so much. This first episode was always my favourite when they released them on the actual LITWTC podcast. The style is really entertaining and I love it a lot. That "the migraine cracks the back of Issac's skull like a fucking coconut" line has lived in my head since it came out

Obsessed with the art of this one as well. Lookat that :] I think Will drew these, but I can't be sure

there's a pulsating mass of nerves under my bed and i think it's a tapeworm. should i eat it? care for him as he is my own? stuff her down the chimney? i need an expert opinion

start a band with it

BABE WAKE UP NEW LITWTC EPIODE DROPPED

my fox stuffed animal peeks out of my shirt like a feral animal while i be insane on tumblr dot com

i love perching my stuffed animals on me while i lie down. bartholomew is on my shoulder and he is watching me intently while i tippy type away on my laptop