Hey, I've Got Your Phone. Red Hood Decided To Send It To The Archives. It'll Be Back By Tonight.

So how’s it going with the vines?

Pretty good. Although I think I’m under bat surveillance.

Almost got mugged by some fucker in an alleyway. I rocked his shit with the clay pot I just bought.

Yeah, I’ll go do that. Would you like me to take notes about my experience while under the influence of the toxin? On a side note, I recommend being careful traversing this area, I saw some of the Bats patrolling.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

If we had internet connection on mars, would we call it...The Galaxy Wide Web? sᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ‘ʟʟ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴡ

I need this for personal reasons

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

Crawmoms

“crayfish” is so misleading because they’re obviously not fish

just call them crawdads and go

Thank you for feeding us! 🙏

███████ “Delta 1-1“ ████████ From Task Force: The Anomaly

x x x/x x x/ x x x

Just a Mobile Task Force member that is far too tired and desensitized from dealing with the bullshit and trying to get a pay raise. Their “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one” mindset has caused headaches with the amount of paperwork that comes with transferring from Task Force to Task Force. 

“I just want to increase my chances of survival. Why do I have to be the one thrown around like a hot potato from one to another?”

Delta will always be a nameless, faceless operator. After all, who says they can survive another day when more and more anomalies are surfacing and working with Task Force 141 will not change that. Why search for an erased identity? Why bother discovering it when the owner willingly lost it years ago?

Painting: Gassed by John Singer Sargent

Sigh, yes I know I should wait until my shadow ban is off, but I want feed the people who followed from the little time I was visible. 

@rythespy​ @sano-lost-connection ​ @sagedelasage

Found them.

To the person who left a bottle of weed killer on my balcony: count your days.

Ah, good to know. I might write a Batman x Bruce Wayne fic then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Bruce Wayne x Batman fan-fiction it is then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?