Dr. Isley Hasn’t Been Around My Area Since My Landlord Went Missing. I Would Recommend You Check Your

Could you possibly send a few my way? My apartment is currently being overrun by vines and flowers. I don’t think that there’s anything malicious about them, but I’m having trouble walking around without falling flat on my face.

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

Sorry you got arrested for a stupid reason but then again poison ivy exists.

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Look, I’m not even upset about being detained. I’m upset because it wasn’t even an exotic plant. It was an Aloe. If I’m going to be arrested, at least book me for the right reason.

It really depends on what kind. I would recommend wearing gear if you’re flying, long sleeves and pants as well to prevent any potential contact with irritating foliage.

Flying is really hard....

Also ...anyone know if evergreen bushes give rashes?

The rent was cheap. I’m broke as hell. Seemed logical at the time.

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

Thank you for the idea, JJ. Imma get started on this right away.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Just woke up to this news report. I’m already on GCPD’s radar so…wish me luck folks.

Almost got mugged by some fucker in an alleyway. I rocked his shit with the clay pot I just bought.

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

First of all, I BEG YOUR MCPARDON? Second of all, love that this is the first ask I’ve ever gotten. Third of all, Beta.

Oh. Should I be concerned? I gotta baseball bat if you need some help.

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Bruce Wayne x Batman fan-fiction it is then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Guess who just got detained and questioned by GCPD for “unlawful possession of an exotic plant on public property”