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haha ur so Funny lol :) [turns into a mysterious toxic fungus that begins to take over my surroundings and release fatal spores]

*visibly shaking and sweating like a sickly little creature* i have so many problems but i'm being SO normal about it

It’s still a wip but the crystal teeth may have done me in. I haven’t kept any of my iridescent or holographic skulls yet so this might be the one 😭

Fuck uhhhm how do I do introductions

Well my account is @grimm-creature for one. Feel free to send asks or messages I guess. Uhm, I do welding. My lover is a literal beast. My house sucks. I dunno give me a prompt here

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Aw man you're dating a MONSTER?? that's so cool and actually not like, fair, at all. I wish I had a monster bf. But uh, as for a prompt..hm. I guess I could ask what it's like living with a monster? Wait no that's stupid I already kinda know the answer to th

Well. Actually. No I don't because the monster that's around me just likes to make me uber mentally ill and I feel like it would probably be different for you. Unless your partner gives you mental illness. If so I'm sorry if that was rude. I have a really bad time talking to people I did not have many friends in school

Do you have any friends?

*sees mailman* Kek, I will kill the mailman *fucking rips his

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh hoooo okay that's not good that's not good HA AH A

I bet they're real. You seem like. Me level crazy.

Anyways right after I met a three eyed talking magic deer. Life is going great

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MAGIC DEER??? MAN THATS ACTUALLY SO COOL

what are they like?? Why do they have three eyes...do..do they see more with another eye or..or is it like the same this is vital information I NEED to know.

Oh absolutely not I hate the police.

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OH THANK GOD me too. I was a little worried there for a sec cause like getting returned to my parents is the LAST thing I need right now. I'm already so close to where I need to be.

Thats pretty cool. I uh, never had anything like that in my childhood. Was it nice?

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I'm sorry you weren't able to experience something like that when you were a kid. That must of really sucked. But yeah, it was nice. It..really was. Mike and I met because some kids were making fun of me for my facial scar. He ran them off and showed me that I wasn't the only one with scars, too.

Mike was like a father to me, in a lot of ways. My real dad sucked ass.

But I also actually met William because he was coming through the vent in the breakroom to steal Mike's lunch. Funniest shit ever when I look back on it. William was a lot like me. Absolutely deranged, but he was also really nice, too.

I have my reasons as well lmao.

Anyways, who are you??

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Eh. I guess putting out my first name wouldn't hurt that much. I'm Toby. Yknow heading to Alabama on foot is really frustrating because I know it'd be faster in a car but I CAN'T DRIVE. At least my feet don't hurt.

Well. They probably do actually and I just don't know because it's not like I can feel it

Sorry I just like to complain a lot. Who are you exactly? I know you said your name is Grimm but I don't think we've met. Or maybe we have. I uh. Don't have the best memory sometimes.