Just came up with a new ace attorney rarepair...what if Phoenix and Edgeworth...kissed 😳
I uncovered THE most insane pieces of 'official content' I have ever seen, and I needed to translate the whole short story because more people need to know it exists. It is legitimately more charged than most fanfiction portrayals.
The scene is primarily the hospital sequence from Bridge to the Turnabout (3-5).
As it is quite long, I had to upload it directly to AO3, so you can read it here
No word of a lie, this OFFICIAL CONTENT includes, as a TLDR:
Miles Edgeworth thirst trap.
The fact that apparently 'unnecessary feelings' have upgraded to 'deep feelings'
The line "If you’re within my reach, I’ll do everything within the power of my body and soul to save you" - which is also thought about whilst naked.
Miles Edgeworth jumping a queue, slamming down his government ID card, and absolutely pulling rank on a receptionist by threatening to mobilise the entire police force unless she tells him where Phoenix is.
Miles Edgeworth being willing to use an elevator in order to see Phoenix quicker.
Miles Edgeworth running around a hospital like an absolute lunatic.
Miles Edgeworth intently watching Phoenix as he sleeps.
Both of them described as gazing into each other's eyes nearly every other sentence.
THIS SEQUENCE???
Wright smiled and extended his hand towards Miles, who he thought hadn’t changed at all since he was last in Japan. “Welcome home… I’ve missed you.” Miles clasped his hand and pulled Wright’s upper body upright. Both parties were now in a sitting position on the bed. Their gazes were at a level height. “What an incredibly sappy thing to say…
An Aristotle quote describing them as soulmates.
Miles Edgeworth chewing Phoenix the hell out for his lack of self preservation.
Miles Edgeworth stroking Phoenix's back to comfort him during a coughing fit.
Phoenix Wright, through tears, clasping Miles Edgeworth's hands and begging him to take his badge because "you're all I have."
I will never recover from this.
turnabout serenade is genuinely such a funny case. a not insignificant portion of Apollo's dialogue is just him complaining about Klavier
What do you all study when you're doing art studies??
Gyakuten Saiban 1-6 box- High Res Scans
Note: The original images were too powerful for Tumblr and thus can be found here
hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him
Reasons to vote for each ship underneath the cut!
Ineffable Husbands: They spent several thousand years pining. Hell's most angelic demon and Heaven's most devilish angel. Aziraphale was the angel that guarded Eden and Crowley was the snake, and Crowley fell in love the moment Aziraphale told him that he gave Adam and Eve the flaming sword for protection when they were kicked out. They've stuck together for thousands of years, two immortals in a world populated by short mortal lifespans, the only constants in each others lives. Also they lost the antichrist and spent ten years raising a mundane human child together. Narumitsu: they knew each other as children and then spent the rest of their childhoods apart, but when Miles became a prosecuting attorney, Phoenix was inspired to drop out of art school to become a defense. they resolve arguments by duking it out in court. The timeline of the games is over ten years long and Miles doesn’t really mellow out until the end I’m pretty sure so like. If they were canon it would be in their 30’s not in their 20’s when the game starts. but also Phoenix is so obviously Miles’ gay (re?)awakening in literally chapter 2 of the first game so. take from that what you will.
She roasts his ass every day of her life god bless her
you wouldn't download a limited edition ace attorney christmas sweater from 2016
pattern adapted from this post by @acerunaway from original design by nina matsumoto/space coyote :))
cross stitch pattern + fcjson here bc i don't gatekeep + other notes under the read more!
for 3852 in the pattern, i actually used some of my light effects threads, E3852, for that sparkly feel. i couldn't find a reliable source on what the closest non-light effect equivalent is, and flosscross wouldn't let me put in light effects, so i just left it as 3852.
i stitched this with 10 count aida and 4 strands. if you want to make this on a sweatshirt, make your own measurements accordingly & make sure it fits and has good coverage.
i stitched this similarly to the original sweatshirt in that the navy background fills in the dark areas on the design itself (like maya and nick’s hair and nick’s suit) so you don’t have to stitch them. if you want a lighter color sweatshirt, keep this in mind & modify the design accordingly
i played with the colors a bit from the original design (fun fact edgeworth’s suit is the closest dmc thread color i could find to b00b69, and maya’s outfit is also modified from a funny hex code but i don’t remember which one). if you want to make changes, you can go to flosscross.com, import the fcjson file in the google drive folder, and make whatever modifications you want <3
please do not sell this pattern for money or put it on mass-produced merch as the design is not originally mine or acerunaway’s! on that note i encourage you to support the original artist nina matsumoto/space coyote; she has a ton of cool video game merch (including ace attorney) available through fangamer. i myself have the ace attorney desk mat on my desk at work and have gotten a lot of compliments on it from my coworkers