Uhh If I Need A Reason To Post This, Happy 9 Year Anniversary Of The Finale. I’ll Always Love This

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Important Things I Learned From Ace Attorney Manga:

Pearl has a crush on Miles Edgeworth…and a thing for guys wearing glasses

Miles gets invited to movie premiers

And only attends because he would find it rude not to

Manfred von Karma has fortuneteller friend who is close enough to merit Franziska doing them a favor

Which means Franziska has worked as a fortune teller called Madame Lovetap

A zealous religious cult follows Franziska in hope she will whip their inner demons into submission

Diego Armando is bi - canon

Miles has tried a case while in a state of undress rather than let the case go awry

He was acting as a defense attorney because Phoenix was out of commission at the time

Maya is into girls - canon. Legit attracted to Pink Princess

Some bullshit fortune teller who reads your future from how you lick soft serve ice cream predicted Phoenix’s ignoble career change

Even after knowing him like three years, Maya still calls him Harry not Larry

Miles’ sense of duty has him investigating open-and-shut cases

Miles has saved Gumshoe’s job

Miles lies to witnesses about having evidence to get them to testify

Miles actually tries to help Phoenix just like Klavier does for Apollo, he’s just more of a smirking ass about it

Miles is a fan of the Sparkle Land mascots

Miles and Phoenix have stood in for said mascots in a stage show

Phoenix finds nervous nailbiting sexy. You do you, Phoenix Wright. You do you

Phoenix’s type is Murder Suspect, let’s be real

Wendy Oldbag can smell Miles Edgeworth approaching

Miles falls asleep in movie theatres

When Phoenix springs on Miles that Miles is buying everyone lunch, Miles is just like “damn if I’d known then we would have had fancier lunch”

Even Miles can’t recognise Phoenix when his hair isn’t spiked

Nobody but Phoenix can recognise Miles when he’s not wearing his cravat

Phoenix bribes Gumshoe with food to find out how Miles is doing

Miles lies about a crime and evidence to try to keep Pearl from learning that a movie she was watching has a sad ending

Miles let Gumshoe talk him into a blind double date with a woman, and hated every moment of that date

Miles, Gumshoe, Phoenix, and Larry have outings they call a group date

Miles watches the autopsies for his cases

Miles would let a grieving kid stab him for prosecuting his dad

Miles envies Phoenix his fun investigations

Miles fights a bear to save Maya

Miles has a hard time saying “thank you” - he fought the bear because he found this an easier way to express his thanks

Miles always loses drinking contests

Miles goads Phoenix and Maya into bickering for his entertainment

Franziska’s whips come from sex shops

Franziska whips her food instead of using a knife

Miles has pollen allergies from spring flowers

Miles is the friend who goes to concerts for music he doesn’t even like to spare Gumshoe from going alone

Gumshoe is the kind of person who buys gifts for a friend even when he’s broke

Miles doesn’t go to maid cafes - but does go to samurai cafes

Miles has considered opening a prosecutors cafe 

Miles replaced his sportscar with a rickshaw

Maya and Pearl really want Phoenix to adopt a cat

Phoenix has instead put a cat on the stand. At least the parrot could talk, get your shit together Phoenix

Phoenix has thought about getting his drivers license because he’s envious of Miles’ car

Mia has a theory that Phoenix must have a twin and that’s who she defended in her second case

Maya can channel the living, and has channeled Gumshoe

7 year gap Narumitsu fic recs (part 1)

The seven year gap years are some of the richest for Narumitsu fan fiction. Below are seven of my favourite seven year gap fics, in no particular order.

Enjoy!

1) Open-eyed, burn the page by just_a_wavefunction

Rating: T Words: 1629 Time to read: 7 min

Fucking GENIUS! All of it. This short fic has plot twists, emotional twists, delicious caginess, frustration, and the calm collected brilliant mind of Miles Edgeworth at work. There is a moment in this work that made me gasp and make a sound out loud, and one simply brilliant last line. What a rush. Just, yeah, Genius.

~7~

2) Make good what has been just so bad by SapphireWine

Rating: G Words: 1,918 Time to read: 10 min

SapphireWine and knows how to build and release tension. This is a short one-shot set during one of Phoenix and Trudy's visits with Miles overseas that captures the moment Phoenix has one of his best 'bad ideas.' ; )

~7~

3) We're a Thousand Miles From Comfort by lilacSkye

Rating: G Words: 1999 Time to read: 10 min

Phoenix flies over to Germany. Miles waits for him. A bubble of warmth held together by a blue coat <3.

Part 5 of the Not perfect is good series.

~7~

4) Turnabout Sorrows by royal_subterfuge (orphan_account)

Rating: M Words: 3098 Time to read: 10 min

Gah!!! So. Damn. Good! One of those fics that I have come back to read it again and again for that rush of dopamine. This one takes place in Germany with Phoenix and Miles finishing off a bottle of wine together. Seriously this might be my all time favourite fic on Ao3 (yeah, yeah, I may have said that about 5 or 10 other fics, each for different reasons). Why the author orphaned their account I will never understand. I hope they some how still feel the fan love sent their way...

~7~

5) The Reasonable Man Test by realizationtime

Rating: T Words: 5,901 Time to read: 20 min

Trucy discovers Phoenix’s diary. I think that in the future, I might make a post about this fic all on its own. It is sensitively and compelling written, and deals with themes of mental health. This fic welcomed me in, then kind of slapped me in the face, but smooched me and hugged me and told me that things were going to be ok, or at least that loving souls will be ok despite the pain.

~7~

6) Like a house on fire by zombiekittiez

Rating: M Words: 19551 Time to read: 80 min

A beautifully crafted Miles and Trucy relationship-centric story. From the description:

"The phone rings and Miles answers, voice sharp and forbidding, jarred from a rare restful sleep.

“Do you have any idea what time it is, Wright?”

“No,” a soft, contrite, feminine voice says over the line. A young voice.

…and that is how Miles Edgeworth finds out about the disbarment."

~7~

7) talk me down by halfdemonvash

Rating: E Words: 69,063 Time to read: 5 hours

This fic just came out in October of last year and it is wonderful. I bookmarked it immediately after the first chapter because of the quality of the writing. It is easily one of the best 7 year gap fics I’ve read. Solid characterization and some nice schexy times. Chapter 2 could be a stand-alone story, it is so solid and beautifully crafted. And BONUS! It's a wonderful case fic too.

~7~

Enjoy and I'll release part 2 later this weekend. I have a feeling this series will be ongoing ;)

Woop! Got to it faster than I thought. Here is part 2 and part 3 and yay, there’s now a part 4 {:-) :-)

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Everyone talks about how silly Ace Attorney is but only ever mentions the parrot and the Almost Christmas thing, so here’s a few highlights of insane shit that happens in Ace Attorney that I personally adore:

The famous orca defendant from Phoenix’s first case after disbarment turns out to be the secret sibling of another orca… who was also falsely accused of murder

The final case of what is widely considered one of the best games in the series involves a clown crushing the president of fantasy Hong Kong to death with a hot air balloon. The president turns out to be a body double who replaced the original president 15 years prior. This is all taken completely seriously

The inciting incident of effectively the entire series was an episode of cupcake wars that went really, REALLY poorly

The plot of the most recent mainline game is “what if defense attorneys were systematically oppressed by the government”

The main character gets hit by a car in one of the cases and walks it off. He does sprain his ankle though

Two separate characters can summon butterflies in court and make their scarves levitate. They have literally no relation to each other and this inexplicable telekinesis is never mentioned by the cast even once

A major plot point in one of the cases is someone tying a corpse to the end of a rope and then pendulum swinging them across a bridge so aggressively they get launched 30 feet into the air on the other side. This is fully animated and you get to watch it happen no less than 4 times

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

toh x omori

combining my 2 favorite fandoms because why not

Looking at Klavier's canon 7 Years Ago vs Present Day designs, I do love the decision to smooth out his silhouette as an adult.

Where he once was jagged all over, he's now refined his look into a few sharp points.

He goes from cargo pants tucked into combats boots to slim-fit pants over boots with subtler tread. The collar pops less drastically. His longer hair keeps the sharp elements but within that smooth silhouette.

His blazer adds that eyecatching purple, replaces the kitschier elements of the top (the gold Gs & shoulder studs), smooths out the sleeves, and unifies the color scheme with its breast pocket.

It all reflect his maturity while still retaining key elements of his aesthetic: the silver chain-type jewelry, sharp hair, and purples. In fact, it adds a level of intentionality & emphasis to what stays. His hair even has a yin and yang shtick going on with his Gavinners emblem.

I've had this idea for a while - the dynamic pre-finale but post-portal-reactivation is brief but super interesting ngl. They hate each other's ass

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